Frank Vincent credited as playing...
Phil Leotardo
- Phil Leotardo: That cocksuckin' piece of shit Tony Soprano's cousin - I can't even say his name - murdered Billy. And what did I do about it?... My weakness. Sometimes I think it's in my DNA. My family took shit from the Merigans the minute we got off the boat.
- Butch DeConcini: Come on, the fuck you talkin' about?
- Phil Leotardo: Leotardo. That's my fuckin' legacy... No more, Butchie. No more of this.
- Phil Leotardo: Leonardo was a great Italian and that was our name originally, Leonardo. But many years ago, when my grandpa came over from Sicily, they changed it at Ellis Island from Leonardo to Leotardo.
- Boy #3: Why'd they do that for?
- Phil Leotardo: Because they're stupid, that's why. And jealous. They disrespected a proud Italian heritage, and named us after a ballet costume.
- [girl raises her hand]
- Phil Leotardo: Marissa.
- Girl #2: That's for modern. In ballet, you wear tutus.
- Boy #2: It doesn't make a difference.
- Phil Leotardo: That's right, it doesn't.
- Tony Soprano: There he is! So, how was Florida?
- Phil Leotardo: Hot and sticky, like my balls. I spoke to Ginny, she's a wreck. John's in the cancer ward, she's down the road in some fuckin motel
- Tony Soprano: Poor prick, prison's not bad enough, fuckin lung cancer to boot
- Phil Leotardo: [before pointing to his chest] Tell me about it, Quintuple bypass then the infection: Seven months of physical therapy. I'm just starting now to get back to myself again
- Tony Soprano: Sausage Cioppino, anything spicy can put me back in the emergency room, if I'm not careful. All in all, we're lucky fucks, I tell myself that everyday
- Tony Soprano: [after Phil shrugs] Now that your back, how about you straighten that family out?
- Phil Leotardo: Not for me. Obviously, health wise, being a boss is a young man's game
- Tony Soprano: Between the joint fitters and the carpenters, those envelopes are "light" over ten percent each week
- Phil Leotardo: I feel it too
- Tony Soprano: The word on the street is that Gerry is a favorite to take over
- Phil Leotardo: His my protegee, I don't stand in his way
- Tony Soprano: [sarcastically, jokingly] Oh, there's a "ringing endorsement"