Kirker Butler credited as playing...
Captain #2 • George Harrison
- [Peter and Lois are having dinner with a sea Captain]
- Captain #2: ... And that was the first time I saw the Northern Lights at their peak. And as I gazed, astonished at their lustrous brilliance, I turned to my first mate and I said, "We are looking into the very eyes of God."
- Lois Griffin: Oh, what a wonderful story.
- Peter Griffin: Alright, I got one for ya. So, me and Lois are driving up to Vermont to get this abortion...
- Lois Griffin: [mortified] Peter!
- Peter Griffin: [cutting her off] Just hang on, hang on, Lois - don't ruin it. Alright, so we're driving up to get this abortion, and we get to the abortion clinic... and the abortionist has one hand! The abortionist has one hand. Missing hand on the abortionist! And we're there to get an abortion.
- Lois Griffin: Peter, for God's...
- Peter Griffin: [cutting her off again] Bahbahbahbahbahbah-I'll tell it, I'll tell it. So I turned to Lois and I says, "You want to get an abortion here? You want to get an abortion with the abortionist having a stump hand?" And she says, "An abortion here? Are you kidding me? The abortionist's got one hand. How do you abort with one hand?" And I says, "That's what I just said. The abortionist has one hand. We can't get an abortion here." So we turned around and went home, and two-and-a-half months later, our daughter Meg was born.
- [the Captain and his entourage stare at him in shock]