John C. McGinley credited as playing...
Dr. Perry Cox
- Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian: [after Kelso suggests J.D. is sad about Elliot's engagement] Can you believe him?
- Dr. Christopher Turk: Well, you and Elliot did go through a lot.
- Nurse Carla Espinosa: You two have been on and off again more than Ross and Rachel from Friends.
- Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian: Please, I am nothing like Ross.
- Dr. Perry Cox: Of course not. You're Rachel; she's Ross.
- Jordan Sullivan: Hey! So, I convinced the bartender to give us all the booze at your party for half price.
- Nurse Carla Espinosa: [whispering] Yes!
- Jordan Sullivan: Little hitch: you're gonna have to show some boob. Apparently mine did not get us all the way there. He has a soft touch, though.
- Dr. Perry Cox: Lovely...
- Dr. Elliot Reid: Oh, and Per... you were wrong: someone is dumb enough to love me.
- [leaves]
- Nurse Carla Espinosa: Where's your head right now?
- [Cox's fantasy starts: Cox preparing canapés, he hands one to Elliot]
- Dr. Elliot Reid: Perry, no! It goes cracker-apple-cheese, not cracker-cheese-apple! I know that we've only been married two days, Perry, but you should know this!
- [Cox smiles while wrath grows inside him; in the next scene we see part of Elliot's corpse and a policeman handcuffing him]
- Policeman: You're gonna fry for this, buddy.
- [Cox smiles. End of fantasy]
- Dr. Perry Cox: Worth it.
- [smiles nastily and walks away]
- Dr. Perry Cox: Look, when people get old, there are certain things they're no longer able to do, like drive a car over 20 miles an hour or smell like the living. But the one thing they damn sure can do is have sex until they croak.