Keri Russell credited as playing...
Melody
- Dr. Elliot Reid: [as Keith is putting on her engagement] Okay, it's a little tight. Just push harder. Okay, lifted a little skin there...
- Melody O'Harra: Here come the fricks.
- Dr. Elliot Reid: Just put the motherfricking ring on the motherfricking finger! Frick, frick, frick!
- Melody O'Harra: Well... it's official: I am the only single sorority sister left. I guess it's true what they say: first one to be in a threesome, last one to get married.
- Dr. Christopher Turk: Damn!
- [beats one hand over the table where Doug is sitting at, pouring Doug's coffee over him]
- Dr. Christopher Turk: I'm sorry, she just said she was in a threesome.
- Dr. Doug Murphy: [having the same reaction as Turk's, and so forth] Damn!
- male nurse: Damn!
- surgeon: Damn!
- Snoop Dogg Resident: [out of frame] Damn!
- Melody O'Harra: I just don't want to end up like my aunt Sheila and get married and have a kid when I'm 50; I mean, you find a tooth in that house, you don't know whose mouth it fell out of.
- J.D.: Oh...
- Melody O'Harra: Sometimes I wonder, you know, if I'm ever actually going to find someone, you know?
- J.D.: Yeah... Now, was it two girls and a guy, or a devil's threesome?
- Melody O'Harra: All-girl.
- Dr. Christopher Turk: [as J.D. lifts coffee cups from the table, he beats both his hands on it] Damn! Sorry...
- Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian: [Thinking] Turk was right. I can make this happen. Because whether Melody wanted to admit it or not, there was a definite connection between us.
- Melody O'Harra: [to an intern who looks like J.D] So, thanks for hanging with me last night.
- Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian: That's not me, Melody.
- Melody O'Harra: Oh, my bad! You two could be twins!
- Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian: [He looks over the other guy] We look nothing alike! What are you, Egyptian? I don't wanna hear it.
- Melody O'Harra: I just don't wanna end up like my aunt Sheela, getting married and having a kid when I'm 50, I mean, you find a tooth in that house and you don't know which mouth it fell out of.
- Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian: [Voice over] It took everything I had in my arsenal to get Melody to mack with me again.
- [Flashback]
- Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian: Hey, do you want to mack with me again?
- Melody O'Harra: Sure!