Sarah Chalke credited as playing...
Dr. Elliot Reid
- Dr. Elliot Reid: [as Keith is putting on her engagement] Okay, it's a little tight. Just push harder. Okay, lifted a little skin there...
- Melody O'Harra: Here come the fricks.
- Dr. Elliot Reid: Just put the motherfricking ring on the motherfricking finger! Frick, frick, frick!
- Dr. Elliot Reid: Mrs. Sheldon, may I just say, I hope I to look as good as you when I'm 80.
- Mrs. Sheldon: I'm 68.
- Dr. Elliot Reid: Do they not have sunscreen where you grew up?
- Jordan Sullivan: Hey! So, I convinced the bartender to give us all the booze at your party for half price.
- Nurse Carla Espinosa: [whispering] Yes!
- Jordan Sullivan: Little hitch: you're gonna have to show some boob. Apparently mine did not get us all the way there. He has a soft touch, though.
- Dr. Perry Cox: Lovely...
- Dr. Elliot Reid: Oh, and Per... you were wrong: someone is dumb enough to love me.
- [leaves]
- Nurse Carla Espinosa: Where's your head right now?
- [Cox's fantasy starts: Cox preparing canapés, he hands one to Elliot]
- Dr. Elliot Reid: Perry, no! It goes cracker-apple-cheese, not cracker-cheese-apple! I know that we've only been married two days, Perry, but you should know this!
- [Cox smiles while wrath grows inside him; in the next scene we see part of Elliot's corpse and a policeman handcuffing him]
- Policeman: You're gonna fry for this, buddy.
- [Cox smiles. End of fantasy]
- Dr. Perry Cox: Worth it.
- [smiles nastily and walks away]
- Dr. Elliot Reid: Mrs Sheldon is the sweetest old lady, but I can't figure out what is wrong with her. She's got the most random symptoms: myalgia, alopecia, a rash.
- Nurse Carla Espinosa: That is so weird... my patient, Mr Bilbray, has the same exact symptoms.
- Jamie: Actually, he's my patient.
- Nurse Carla Espinosa: Jamie, you're a baby intern; yesterday you asked me how to turn on your stethoscope. Now, go stand over there!
- Dr. Elliot Reid: [Dr. Kelso's fantasy: Kelso and Elliot are sitting far apart across a long table, silently eating dinner] I hate you.
- Dr. Bob Kelso: I know.
- [cut back to reality]
- Dr. Bob Kelso: Different wife, same story.
- Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian: [J.D.'s fantasy: J.D. and Elliot are lying on the couch] You know what? I'm really happy that you're my wife.
- Dr. Elliot Reid: [smiling] Me too.