Robert Maschio credited as playing...
Todd Quinlan
- Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian: Well, I'm giving up on Melody.
- Dr. Christopher Turk: Dude, no. Man, me? I'm married, so I may never, ever, EVER have sex again. You? There's still a chance for you. Damn it, if you're not going to do it for yourself, at least do it for me.
- Todd: And me.
- Dr. Doug Murphy: For all of us.
- [the other three look strangely at Doug]
- Dr. Doug Murphy: What? You guys are surprised I don't get any?
- Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian: You guys are crazy. Nobody else in this hospital thinks I'm upset about Elliot.
- Dr. Mickhead: [cut to Dr. Mickhead] Tough break, man.
- Todd: [cut to Todd raising his hand] "'Tis better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all" five.
- Leonard: [cut to Leonard shakes his hook at J.D] I know about loss, brother.
- Dr. Doug Murphy: [cut to Doug in the morgue, holding a heart] It's like she took your heart and just...
- Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian: [the camera cuts to J.D. A splat is heard] Doug, aren't you supposed to save those?
- Dr. Doug Murphy: Don't tell anyone.
- Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian: Okay. I'm going to head over here to vomit.