William Petersen credited as playing...
CSI Dr. Gil Grissom
- Gil Grissom: Twenty-five people here last night, and nobody sees anything.
- Tanya: [passing by] Nice hat honey.
- Sara Sidle: So, uh, you've been to a place like this before?
- Gil Grissom: I worked a murder/suicide at the Naughty Kitty once.
- Sara Sidle: No, no. Come on, you know what I mean.
- Gil Grissom: As a customer? No.
- Sara Sidle: You've never paid for sex?
- Gil Grissom: I have not. I find the whole idea very... bleak.
- Sara Sidle: Really? How come?
- Gil Grissom: Sex should provide the opportunity for human connection, but paid sex does the opposite of that. To me, sex without love is... pointless. It makes you sad.
- Sara Sidle: Well, I'm pretty sure I don't make you sad.
- Gil Grissom: No. You make me happy.
- Sara Sidle: [after putting her hand in the water] Feels like bath water. It's gotta be ninety degrees. There's no way we're going to get an accurate TOD.
- Gil Grissom: Places like this always keep their pools warm, it encourages the girls to swim topless. It's good for business.
- [at Sara's look]
- Gil Grissom: So they tell me.
- Gil Grissom: Where's your coroner?
- Sheriff Ned Bastille: Couldn't get him on the horn. Probably out in some barn, up to his elbows in a cow's vagina.
- Sara Sidle: Excuse me?
- Sheriff Ned Bastille: Oh yeah, coroner's a part time gig here in Bryant County. He's a veterinarian. That's his money gig.