Wendy Schaal credited as playing...
Francine Smith
- Francine Smith: I'm worried about Melinda. I went by her apartment to apologize and she wasn't there.
- Stan Smith: How odd.
- Francine Smith: I don't think she ever made it home.
- Stan Smith: H-h-how, how can you be sure?
- Francine Smith: There was a Thai menu hanging from her doorknob which doesn't add up because she loves Thai food and she hates doorknob clutter.
- Francine Smith: [to Stan] You made me think I was a murderer? Do you have any idea what a nightmare you put me through? I prayed to a freaking elephant! How am I gonna explain that to Jesus?
- Stan Smith: I'm... I'm sorry.
- Francine Smith: You're sorry? Do you know what super diarrhea is, Stan? Do you know how much you've screwed up my life?
- Stan Smith: Francine, I know I've done some terrible things, but I'll fix it. I'll fix everything, I swear.
- Francine Smith: What about Sanjit? I don't want an Indian baby! I don't even like Indian food!
- Francine Smith: [in India] I prayed to an Elephant! How am I supposed to explain that to Jesus! Do you know what Superdiarrhea is, Stan?