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Patrick Stewart, Seth MacFarlane, and Wendy Schaal in American Dad! (2005)

Rachael MacFarlane: Hayley Smith

Four Little Words

American Dad!

Rachael MacFarlane credited as playing...

Hayley Smith

Quotes3

  • Steve Smith: [Steve and Hayley call Roger out on his identity fraud] Roger, we can't keep doing this.
  • Hayley Smith: Yeah, I mean, it's stealing.
  • Roger: Oh, oh, excuse me, are you an ethicist? Are you? Is there an ethicist in the house?
  • Ethicist: I'm an ethicist.
  • Roger: Well, screw you, I'm Kevin Bacon!
  • Hayley Smith: Hey, Roger, we have something that might cheer you up.
  • Roger: Don't look at me. I'm hideous! I'm a hideous monster.
  • Steve Smith: Not anymore.
  • Roger: Rick Baker's Celebrity Nose Kit?
  • Steve Smith: They're latex copies of actual celebrities noses.
  • Roger: [gasps] Just like porn stars do with their genitals.
  • Steve Smith: Geez, Roger. You're making Kevin Bacon look like a total douche.
  • Hayley Smith: Yeah, you may be beautiful on the outside like Kevin Bacon, but you're ugly on the inside like Tommy Lee Jones on the outside and the inside.

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