Rachael MacFarlane credited as playing...
Hayley Smith
- Steve Smith: [Steve and Hayley call Roger out on his identity fraud] Roger, we can't keep doing this.
- Hayley Smith: Yeah, I mean, it's stealing.
- Roger: Oh, oh, excuse me, are you an ethicist? Are you? Is there an ethicist in the house?
- Ethicist: I'm an ethicist.
- Roger: Well, screw you, I'm Kevin Bacon!
- Hayley Smith: Hey, Roger, we have something that might cheer you up.
- Roger: Don't look at me. I'm hideous! I'm a hideous monster.
- Steve Smith: Not anymore.
- Roger: Rick Baker's Celebrity Nose Kit?
- Steve Smith: They're latex copies of actual celebrities noses.
- Roger: [gasps] Just like porn stars do with their genitals.
- Steve Smith: Geez, Roger. You're making Kevin Bacon look like a total douche.
- Hayley Smith: Yeah, you may be beautiful on the outside like Kevin Bacon, but you're ugly on the inside like Tommy Lee Jones on the outside and the inside.