Henry Zebrowski credited as playing...
Alden Kupferberg ('Sea Otter')
- Jordan Belfort: Every person around here, they want to get rich and they want to get rich quickly. They all want something for nothing.
- Alden Kupferberg: There was this one time I was selling pot to this Amish dude. You know those guys who got like the beard with, like, no mustache or some bullshit? Well, he says that he only wants to make furniture.
- Robbie Feinberg ('Pinhead'): I don't understand
- Jordan Belfort: What the fuck are you talking about?
- Alden Kupferberg: I'm not putting words in your mouth or nothing, but you just said that everybody wants to get rich.
- Robbie Feinberg ('Pinhead'): Holy fuck, you did just say that.
- Jordan Belfort: What the fuck are you talking about?
- Alden Kupferberg: Yeah, like Buddhists. They don't give a shit about money. They're wrapped in sheets. They're not buying shit.
- Jordan Belfort: I'm not talking about Buddhists or Amish. I'm talking about normal people, working-class everyday people. Everyone wants to get rich. Am I crazy?
- Chester Ming: There's no such thing as an Amish Buddhist. I'm pretty fucking sure.
- Robbie Feinberg ('Pinhead'): There could be.
- Jordan Belfort: Do you guys not want to make money?
- Alden Kupferberg: [All at once] I want to make money.