Aasif Mandvi credited as playing...
Dr. Prashar
- Dr. Prashar: Dr. Pincus, at some point in your life, you're gonna have to stop and ask yourself the ultimate question.
- [Pincus nods curiously]
- Dr. Prashar: "This business of... being such a fucking prick, what is it really getting me?" Huh?
- Bertram Pincus: Dr. Prashar - you're from a... scary country, right?
- Dr. Prashar: ...I'm from India...
- Bertram Pincus: But, you're not... Christian, like us?
- Dr. Prashar: ...I'm a Hindu...
- Bertram Pincus: Yeah. So, um, how would you extract information from a hostile?
- Dr. Prashar: Well... as a... Hindu person... I would just... ask him... politely...
- Bertram Pincus: isten. I met a woman. The kind of a woman that makes you want to go back in time to before you met her. Whatever the hell life was like then, it's not as bad as the hell now. Knowing she's out there and you can't have her. What I'm trying to say is could you write me a prescription for Percocet?
- Dr. Prashar: What?
- Bertram Pincus: Well, I can't prescribe myself, can I? Legally. It's for my sleep and to pretend she never happened. Or Darvon. Or Vicodin. Just like a 30 count, or 60, if you don't want me to keep bothering you. And I'll be out of your hair. I'm not even gonna ask for morphine.