Matt Stone credited as playing...
Kyle Broflovski • Butters • Craig • Gerald Broflovski • General's Assistant • M. Night Shyamalan • Suitcase • Terrorists • Trucker
- General Deckter: Those are not ideas, those are special effects.
- Michael Bay: I don't see the difference.
- General Deckter: I know you don't.
- General Deckter: We need you, M. Night Shyamalan, to come up with ideas to stop the terrorists.
- M. Night Shyamalan: What if it turns out, that they aren't terrorists, but that they are werewolves, from the future?
- General Deckter: No, they are terrorists, they've been linked to Al Qaeda.
- M. Night Shyamalan: But what if Al Qaeda is the group terrorized, by aliens?
- General Deckter: That's not an idea, that's a twist. We need ideas.
- M. Night Shyamalan: How about, that we make everyone believe that we are being terrorized, but really, we were already dead.
- Kyle: Where do leprechauns come from?
- Gerald Broflovski: From Ireland.
- Kyle: So, why would one come to America to warn us about a terrorist attack?
- Sheila Broflovski: Kyle, leprechauns are imaginary. You're nine years old, you should know the difference between real and imaginary.
- Kyle: I thought I did.
- Mayor of Imaginationland: Hop aboard, kids! I have something to show you!
- Butters: Are you gonna rape us?
- Mayor of Imaginationland: No.
- Butters: Alright then.
- Stan Marsh: Come on, guys!
- Butters: Watch it, fellows - I'm pretty sure this guy wants to rape us.