Trey Parker credited as playing...
Stan Marsh • Eric Cartman • Clyde • Jimmy Valmer • Leprechaun • The Mayor of Imaginationland • The Lollypop King • Faun • Hammer • Terrorists • Draco • Stephen Stotch • General • Man in Audience • Michael Bay • Mel Gibson • Rockety Rocket
- General Deckter: Those are not ideas, those are special effects.
- Michael Bay: I don't see the difference.
- General Deckter: I know you don't.
- General Deckter: We need you, M. Night Shyamalan, to come up with ideas to stop the terrorists.
- M. Night Shyamalan: What if it turns out, that they aren't terrorists, but that they are werewolves, from the future?
- General Deckter: No, they are terrorists, they've been linked to Al Qaeda.
- M. Night Shyamalan: But what if Al Qaeda is the group terrorized, by aliens?
- General Deckter: That's not an idea, that's a twist. We need ideas.
- M. Night Shyamalan: How about, that we make everyone believe that we are being terrorized, but really, we were already dead.
- Judge: From what I've been presented and the evidence put forth, the Court has no choice but to order you to place Mr. Cartman's pubical sac in your mouth and draw upon it succulently for no less than 30 seconds.
- Eric Cartman: Yesss!
- Judge: You have 24 hours to suck aforementioned balls. If, after that time, you still refuse, the Court will be forced to arrest you for contempt. Next case.
- [bangs gavel]
- Eric Cartman: Thank you, Your Honor. This isn't a victory for me. This is a victory for the justice system...and my balls.
- Mayor of Imaginationland: Hop aboard, kids! I have something to show you!
- Butters: Are you gonna rape us?
- Mayor of Imaginationland: No.
- Butters: Alright then.
- Stan Marsh: Come on, guys!
- Butters: Watch it, fellows - I'm pretty sure this guy wants to rape us.