Trey Parker credited as playing...
Stan Marsh • Eric Cartman • Stephen Stotch • The Mayor of Imaginationland • Terrorists • General • Scientist #1 • The Lollypop King • Snarf • Minotaur • Freddy Krueger • Headless Horseman • Squirrely Squirrel • Rabbity the Rabbit • Beavery the Beaver • Beary the Bear • Jason Voorhees • Scientist #2 • Kurt Russell • Pentagon Security • Scientist #3 • Technician #4 • Aslan • Morphius • Luke Skywalker • Popeye
- Beary Bear: How about we kill them, and then rape their bodies so we can use their blood as lubricant?
- Squirrely Squirrel: Say, that's a great idea, Beary Bear.
- [All the evil woodland Christmas critters cheer]
- Jason Voorhees: [wearing hockey mask] Man, I do *not* want to meet the kid that dreamt those things up.
- Eric Cartman: By the way, I should tell you that I haven't had a chance to shower while making my way up here. My balls are
- [pauses]
- Eric Cartman: extra vinegary.
- Eric Cartman: Well, we're here now. That's all that matters.
- [places a bowl of nuts on the table]
- Eric Cartman: Care for some nuts? Oh, that's right. I guess you'll be chock full of nuts in just a few minutes.
- Eric Cartman: Now, Kyle, when you're sucking my balls, are you gonna think about how right I was about the leprechaun or
- [pauses]
- Eric Cartman: are you just gonna try and focus how rough and salty my balls feel in your mouth?
- Kyle Broflovski: Let's just do it!
- Eric Cartman: In time, Kyle. You certainly are eager for balls, aren't you? Are you ball famished? Ball starving? You see, Kyle, I wonder if at this moment, you're actually...
- [klaxons blare]
- General Deckter: Are you ready, Kurt Russell?
- Kurt Russell: I - I don't understand why I'm here. I - I'm just an actor.
- General Deckter: Yes, but you were in the one movie that was kinda like this. That gives you more experience than anybody.