Trey Parker credited as playing...
Stan Marsh • Randy Marsh • Dr. Doctor • Stephen Stotch • Skeeter • Sir Orloff Brolo • Fecal Standards Official #2 • Humanity Award Announcer • Man in Crowd • CNN News Reader • Belvis
- [from trailer]
- Randy Marsh: [Randy, about to flush toilet, stops when he sees his crap in the toilet] Wow. That is huge. That has got to be the biggest crap I have ever taken. Wow. Hey, hey Sharon. Sharon, you gotta come see this. Sh-Sharon!
- Sharon Marsh: [enters bathroom] What is it Randy, do you have any -
- [sees crap;; disgusted]
- Sharon Marsh: Oh! Randy!
- Randy Marsh: Will you look at that? Is that the biggest crap you've ever seen or what?
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- Randy Marsh: I almost did it. I almost made something of myself. You know, when you get real close, you start to think that maybe your life is gonna matter. I mean, this was something I made! Something that came from me! That was a a part of me! The only thing I ever made that was any good.
- Stan Marsh: [affronted] Gee, thanks a lot, Dad.
- Randy Marsh: You're welcome. And I just... I know that this late in my life, I'll never come so close to finally having meaning.