James Gandolfini credited as playing...
Tony Soprano
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: [talking privately on two tables in out front of Satriale's] Tone, I never told this to another livin' soul but...
- Tony Soprano: Yeah?
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: One time at the Bing, I was alone to meet Eddie Lind. I saw the Virgin Mary.
- Tony Soprano: Why didn't you say somethin'? Fuck strippers, we coulda had a shrine. Sold holy water in gallon jugs. Coulda made millions.
- Corrado 'Junior' Soprano: [not realizing who he is because his suffering from Dementia] hello
- Tony Soprano: [while his visiting him at a nursing home] you don't recognize me?
- Corrado 'Junior' Soprano: [mistaken him for Tony's father] we used to play catch
- Tony Soprano: you don't remember that you shot me?
- Corrado 'Junior' Soprano: [ignoring him, remains silent, and looks out the window]
- Tony Soprano: enough with the fucking birds, I'm Anthony, Johnny's son.
- Corrado 'Junior' Soprano: the fuck do you want,? A boot in your rear?
- Tony Soprano: alright listen to me, uncle Pat came to see me, about Janice, and about your money
- Corrado 'Junior' Soprano: People keep asking me, I don't know. There's a man from another "galaxy" that came here.
- Tony Soprano: [reminding him his accountant's voice is disfigured because he uses a Electrolarynx in order to speak] That's your accountant.
- Corrado 'Junior' Soprano: I'm confused
- Tony Soprano: any money should go to Bobby Bacala's kids but Janice may not do that but Bobby was with us, his a "made guy", it wouldn't right
- Corrado 'Junior' Soprano: Me? I never had kids
- Tony Soprano: [referring to the money he hid from the authorities] if you remember where your "stash" is, you let uncle Pat know, as head of the family, I'll hold onto it as a guardian for Bobby's kids, you remember Bobby?
- Corrado 'Junior' Soprano: [insistent] Sure
- Tony Soprano: You don't know who I am, do ya? You remember Johnny? Johnny Boy, your kid brother? "This thing of ours"?
- Corrado 'Junior' Soprano: [referring to the Cosa Nostra] I was involved in that?
- Tony Soprano: Yeah. You and my Dad. You two ran North Jersey.
- Corrado 'Junior' Soprano: We did?
- Tony Soprano: Yeah.
- Corrado 'Junior' Soprano: Hm, that's nice.
- Carmela Soprano: [about A.J] Oh, I didn't tell you. He spent $200 on a set of CDs that teach Arabic.
- Tony Soprano: Jesus Christ, c'mon! Shish-kabob. What else do ya need to know?
- Tony Soprano: [Final scene] Tony enters the restaurant and sits down
- Carmela Soprano: [Carmela enters the restaurant and sits down the song "Don't Stop Believin' by Journey starts playing] Hey
- Tony Soprano: Hey
- Carmela Soprano: [Reading the menu] What looks good tonight?
- Tony Soprano: I don't know, where's the gagootz?
- Carmela Soprano: He just called his on his way, Mead's coming separately she had to go to the doctor
- [Tony looks up]
- Carmela Soprano: switch birth control
- [Tony nods]
- Carmela Soprano: you talk to Mink again?
- Tony Soprano: It's Carlo, he's going to testify
- Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: [AJ enters the restaurant and sits down] onion rings
- Tony Soprano: Best in the state as far as I'm concerned
- Carmela Soprano: [Waitress brings them their drinks] How was work today?
- Tony Soprano: It's an entry level job so bug up
- Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: right, focus on the good times
- Tony Soprano: Don't be sarcastic
- Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: Isn't that what you said one time? Try to remember the times that were good?
- Tony Soprano: I did?
- Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: Yeah
- Tony Soprano: Well, it's true, I guess
- Tony Soprano: [the waitress brings a bowl of onion rings to the table] I went ahead and ordered some for the table
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: [talking privately on two table in out front of Satriale's] I'm no spring chicken no more. I don't wanna have me dyin' on you and leavin' ya worse off than before.
- Tony Soprano: Oh, you with the dead thing! Ya got the arms and upper body of a 20-year-old.
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: I gotta work at that. And I had the prostate.
- Tony Soprano: Alright, sure. Go ahead. I'm a little miffled but yeah, sit with it.
- Neil Mink: [in the back of the Bada Bing strip club at Tony's desk] Somebody's giving grand jury testimony on something
- Tony Soprano: So Carlo has flipped
- Neil Mink: We don't know but subpoenas are flying my hunch is eighty to ninety percent chance you'll be indicted, fucking gun charge I get sick when I think of it plus interstate fraud and if Carlo starts talking homicide, it's not like we haven't envisioned this day?
- Tony Soprano: No, it's not
- Neil Mink: Trials are there to be won
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: [talking privately on two tables in out front of Satriale's, turning down Tony's offer of a promotion] with all due respect and I mean that from the bottom of my heart I'm going to pass
- Tony Soprano: I don't fucking believe this, why?
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: Every guy that ran that crew died prematurely
- Tony Soprano: Oh come on
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: I beat cancer once you got no idea what that does to you
- Tony Soprano: Yeah I know
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: Richie Aprile, Ralphie, M.I.A, Vito and who knows with Carlo and Gigi
- Tony Soprano: Gigi died taking a shit
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: Doesn't mean it's not part of an overall pattern
- Tony Soprano: You're going to die yourself you should leave a "package" to leave your niece who has MS, it's like your bullshit with the cat the fucking animal catches mice for us and you'd drown it
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: I would
- Tony Soprano: His not looking at Christopher a rat died back in the wall or some shit
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: I moved the picture, the fucking thing came to the new spot and stared
- Tony Soprano: The abstract shapes or something, I'll tell you this, since Christopher's death my gambling luck's turned a one eighty
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: Oh, it's fine for you to believe that shit but I can't worry about a jinx? I tell you something from my heart and you laugh it off?
- Tony Soprano: I'm not saying there's nothing out there for you but not live your life? What are you going to do? Alright you don't want the job? Then you don't want the job I could put Patsy in there his going to be a part of my family now, it'll be good
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: Prick, you always know what to say to me don't you?
- Tony Soprano: I'm serious
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: I live but to serve you my liege
- Tony Soprano: [in a high class restaurant] You said you wanted to be a lawyer for black people.
- Meadow Soprano: Oh, that's all I said? Really? What I said was "The state can crush the individual."
- Tony Soprano: New Jersey?
- Meadow Soprano: The government. Specifically, the federal government.
- Tony Soprano: And what about little babies? They face, uh, meningitis.
- Meadow Soprano: You know what really turned me? Seeing the way Italians are treated. It's like Mom says. And if we can have our rights trampled like that, imagine what it's like for recent arrivals.
- Tony Soprano: Well...
- Meadow Soprano: If I hadn't seen you dragged away all those times by the FBI, then I'd probably be a boring suburban doctor.
- Walden Belfiore: [Paulie walks into the main room in Satriale's and sees the cat staring at the photo of Christopher] yeah, he does that all the time, sometimes he spends most of the day just staring at his picture you know their funny that way, I had an aunt her cat would only sit at exact corners of the table staring out or the intersection of two walls staring in
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: The fuck? This animal is history today, pick him up
- Walden Belfiore: You pick him up
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: [Tony enters the room] T, you see this shit?
- [Referring to the cat]
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: he says he does it all time
- Tony Soprano: [Referring to the cat] Oh yeah? Leave him, his a good guy
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: Look at him staring at that dead kid, it gives me the fucking creeps
- Tony Soprano: [to Walden] give us some privacy
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: [to Walden] what the fuck kind of name is that for an Italian?
- Walden Belfiore: I was named after Mr. Bobby Darin, Walden Robert Cassotto
- [Walden picks up the cat and leaves]
- Tony Soprano: The Cifaretto crew, it's like a Chinese fire drill over there, especially now Carlo's absent
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: I know
- Tony Soprano: I want you to skipper that thing
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: Really?
- Tony Soprano: Fucking thing is like one big ATM machine, it's all in construction with New York, it falls right into your kick
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: Yeah
- Tony Soprano: Jesus Christ I thought you'd be pleased I didn't just hand you a diagnosis of the clap
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: With all due respect I'd just like to mellow it a little
- Tony Soprano: [in Dr. her office] I've got to be frank you people got him out of his room, great so he could be Cannon fodder ?
- Dr. Doherty: I wasn't aware of his latest plan
- Tony Soprano: On the other hand he can benefit from the training, the discipline
- Carmela Soprano: Maybe the army would be great for him, if there wasn't a war going on, he used to veg in front of that TV
- Dr. Doherty: He says he wants to get past the hate focus it only on the terrorists I really can't reveal much more
- Tony Soprano: Right, even though we're paying, this whole therapy thing I've got to tell you
- Dr. Doherty: What
- Tony Soprano: My mother was a borderline personality, so what? I don't know if you knew that
- Dr. Doherty: No
- Tony Soprano: I did not have a very happy childhood
- Dr. Doherty: No?
- Tony Soprano: There was very little love in the house
- Dr. Doherty: His mentioned your mother very briefly
- Tony Soprano: She was a very difficult woman, undermining I tried to place her in a retirement community for her own good, she turned on me completely, I could never please my mother
- Tony Soprano: [Meeting privately in a car] I thought you weren't coming
- Agent Dwight Harris: You don't want to know
- Tony Soprano: Actually I do
- Agent Dwight Harris: We had Intel that a Sulafa cell was at Newark Airport boarding some man into a 767 to London
- Tony Soprano: Your right I don't want to know
- Agent Dwight Harris: We get this all the time our source was either wrong or it done to study our response time
- Tony Soprano: It happens all the time?
- Agent Dwight Harris: What's up my friend?
- Tony Soprano: My kid is obsessed with this shit his making a molar out of this, is he right?
- Agent Dwight Harris: [Harris' cell phone rings and answers it] Hey, probably another hour just leave it out I'll heat it up then don't leave it out, what do you want me to say?
- [hangs up]
- Tony Soprano: You got tough enough of a job with this terrorism shit I'll let you get home, the reason I called is because those two Arabs that turned you onto when I happened to remember my nephew mentioned a bank that they had an account a branch Demeter Merchant Bank
- Agent Dwight Harris: You just remembered that?
- Tony Soprano: Yeah
- Agent Dwight Harris: Thanks
- Tony Soprano: I know you that friend in the Brooklyn office is it possible he knows where Phil Leotardo is? I want to avoid any more of my guys getting hurt
- [Harris chuckles]
- Tony Soprano: I'm just saying if you heard anything from your pal
- Agent Dwight Harris: I haven't
- Tony Soprano: I figured money sent to the Middle East
- Agent Dwight Harris: You're overreaching
- [Tony leaves]
- Tony Soprano: [on the back patio in her new mansion] You want a pastry?
- Janice Soprano: I need to watch my weight, snag another husband, you're the only one that realizes that's a joke, that joke you made about me giving guys head under the boardwalk
- Tony Soprano: He took it so seriously, Bobby
- Janice Soprano: Anyway thank you for being here
- Tony Soprano: What happens now?
- Janice Soprano: Well, Robert already said he wants to go live with aunt
- Tony Soprano: What about Sophia?
- Janice Soprano: Nica is my daughter she's very much into her older sister, Sophia's out of her mind if she thinks she's getting out of this house
- Tony Soprano: Is that a joke? Because that even got by me, in five or six years ago when Johnny Sack bought this house this was all corn fields
- Janice Soprano: I'd like to give it a shot with Bobby's kids, Bobby would want it, I put in a lot of effort with Sophia, baking together, I actually think we have a bond, I had therapy, I'm a good mother I put Ma and all her warped shit behind me
- Tony Soprano: Good, maybe you can a form a new nuclear family, bring Harpo down here, it's a big place
- Janice Soprano: Harpo changed his name, I's Hal now
- Tony Soprano: If you need anything you know I'm minutes away
- [Tony stands up and leaves]
- George Pagilieri: [FBI wiretap recording from an undercover FBI van] Cafe Napoli
- Tony Soprano: George, its Anthony
- George Pagilieri: Your fucking ears must be ringing I just left your friend, the son crying the blues over the situation between you and that outfit over there
- Tony Soprano: That's why I'm calling I need you to reach out to the "little guy"
- George Pagilieri: His not happy with Phil neither
- Tony Soprano: I know, you're not a part of that family, your basically retired, everybody trusts you, what I'm thinking you supply a location, guarantee everybody's safety
- George Pagilieri: I could do that
- George Pagilieri: [At a secret sit down meeting in closed construction warehouse]
- George Pagilieri: Anybody want a water? The guys are already here, they've been patted down too
- Butch DeConcini: We started it? We got a dead comare in Queens and her old Ukrainian father
- Tony Soprano: I'm not even going to blame Phil, John Sacrimoni my friend I'm sorry to say was an insecure guy, he created a constant tension within his family which spilled over, go ahead Carmine George was good enough to broker this meeting for us? You just going to sit there?
- Carmine Lupertazzi Jr.: It didn't have to be this way
- Butch DeConcini: We agree it's got too far, Phil's changed, you got my word we'll back off
- Tony Soprano: My price is you help us get a location on Phil
- Butch DeConcini: I can't go there, but you do what you gotta do
- Tony Soprano: One more thing, you hit my brother in law
- Butch DeConcini: So?
- Tony Soprano: This is my sister we're talking about, she's got to see something out of this
- Butch DeConcini: We'll come up with a number?
- [They all shake hands and leave]
- [In the safe house]
- Anthony Maffei: [Hands Tony an envelope] Right now it's light
- Tony Soprano: This situation ain't all bad haven't a green vegetable in over a week
- Benny Fazio: Can't even go down to the pork store got to hang around here doing nothing
- Anthony Maffei: [Tony gives the cat some food] who's he belong to?
- Benny Fazio: He just showed up during the big storm
- Tony Soprano: He caught a mouse down in the cellar
- Patsy Parisi: A lot of my customers are giving their action to New York
- Carlo Gervasi: Power vacuum their taking advantage
- Dante Greco: [Walden comes in the front door and greco draws his gun] what the fuck are you coming that way for?
- Walden Belfiore: Sorry I forgot
- Carlo Gervasi: We're going to meet Paulie down at the hospital and visit Sil you want to come?
- Tony Soprano: No, I got some shit I have to do, my daughter
- [Tony picks up his assault rifle leaves the room and goes upstairs]
- Benny Fazio: Yesterday was his gout
- Carmela Soprano: [in their safe house, to Meadow as she leaves] See you Thursday
- Meadow Soprano: [kisses and hugs Tony] Hi
- Tony Soprano: [to Meadow] Where you going I just got here
- Meadow Soprano: I'm really late meeting Patrick in the city,
- Carmela Soprano: She smelled that odor too
- Tony Soprano: your remodeling will fix all that
- Carmela Soprano: Maybe it's toxic maybe we shouldn't be breathing it
- Tony Soprano: It's not toxic, the odor is what? 90 years old? Its piss
- Carmela Soprano: I've got to get home
- Tony Soprano: I'm working on it
- Carmela Soprano: I went to see Sil and Gab,oh my God
- Tony Soprano: Yeah
- Carmela Soprano: [Watching walk AJ walk Rhiannon to the door] Are you being careful? This kind of bothers me
- Tony Soprano: What's she going to do? She should use the back door, wouldn't kick her out of bed for purging cookies
- Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: Real funny, we're just friends
- Tony Soprano: I know, nice work
- Carmela Soprano: She's a model
- Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: She's doing some modeling, she's a junior in high school
- Carmela Soprano: What?
- Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: She's quitting modeling anyway she's tired of being exploited
- Tony Soprano: Did you help your mother take the carpets outside? Put them in the sun?
- Carmela Soprano: He did
- Tony Soprano: Uncle Bobby's funeral is finally set, Thursday we're going to be there
- Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: How's that supposed to work? We're all in DEFCON 4, living in separate houses, we're going to stand out in the open at a cemetery?
- Carmela Soprano: There's always a large FBI presence
- Agent Dwight Harris: [Over a cell phone in a motel room] Multiple calls traced to a pay phone in Oyster Bay Long Island
- Tony Soprano: [over a cell phone, standing next to his van] What? Where's the pay phone exactly?
- Agent Dwight Harris: Gas station most likely
- Tony Soprano: Gas station?
- Tony Soprano: His lamed out he might not be able to put his hands on a clean phone
- Tony Soprano: Alright, listen, thanks
- Tony Soprano: [in their safe house] How many fucking times I've told you it's an SUV watch where you park off road the Cadillac converter and the dry vegetation
- Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: I didn't see the leaves
- Tony Soprano: [shouting at AJ] You can grill fucking steaks on that converter, I told you!
- Carmela Soprano: If there was children playing in those leaves, you'd run them over?
- Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: [confused] I guess?
- Tony Soprano: You're going to get cute now?
- Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: I was just answering her question
- Meadow Soprano: [trying to defend AJ] Dad, he wasn't being funny
- Tony Soprano: You mind your own God damn business, unless you want some of this too
- Meadow Soprano: [Meadow leaves the room] Mr. Fat mouth
- Tony Soprano: [shouting to Meadow] What'd you say?
- Carmela Soprano: What was going through your mind?
- Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: What do you want from me? I am depressed, I'm supposed to be looking for piles of leaves?
- Tony Soprano: You want to get depressed? Thirty thousand dollars for that car
- Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: Isn't that what we have insurance for?
- Carmela Soprano: Excuse me? You're not getting another one
- Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: Actually that's good it'll force me to take the bus
- Carmela Soprano: What?
- Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: We have to break our dependence on foreign oil
- Uncle Pat: [Referring to Janice,in the back of the Bada Bing strip club at Tony's desk] She was inveigling him, she's after his money, you're not even curious about him?
- Tony Soprano: [Referring to Junior] He can fucking rot
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: [over his cell phone, inside the Bada Bing strip club after business hours] I had a meeting down here with Carlo this morning we're supposed to see Butch and them on a couple of items, Carlo didn't show and he don't answer his phone neither
- Tony Soprano: [over his cell phone at home] What are you thinking?
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: That maybe we were had that this Butch has taken out another ranking guy
- Tony Soprano: What if he flipped?
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: Who? Carlo?
- Tony Soprano: Well? You there?
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: His kid the imbecile
- Tony Soprano: Jason?
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: Patsy told me he got picked up yesterday for selling Ecstasy