Edie Falco credited as playing...
Carmela Soprano
- Carmela Soprano: [about A.J] Oh, I didn't tell you. He spent $200 on a set of CDs that teach Arabic.
- Tony Soprano: Jesus Christ, c'mon! Shish-kabob. What else do ya need to know?
- Tony Soprano: [Final scene] Tony enters the restaurant and sits down
- Carmela Soprano: [Carmela enters the restaurant and sits down the song "Don't Stop Believin' by Journey starts playing] Hey
- Tony Soprano: Hey
- Carmela Soprano: [Reading the menu] What looks good tonight?
- Tony Soprano: I don't know, where's the gagootz?
- Carmela Soprano: He just called his on his way, Mead's coming separately she had to go to the doctor
- [Tony looks up]
- Carmela Soprano: switch birth control
- [Tony nods]
- Carmela Soprano: you talk to Mink again?
- Tony Soprano: It's Carlo, he's going to testify
- Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: [AJ enters the restaurant and sits down] onion rings
- Tony Soprano: Best in the state as far as I'm concerned
- Carmela Soprano: [Waitress brings them their drinks] How was work today?
- Tony Soprano: It's an entry level job so bug up
- Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: right, focus on the good times
- Tony Soprano: Don't be sarcastic
- Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: Isn't that what you said one time? Try to remember the times that were good?
- Tony Soprano: I did?
- Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: Yeah
- Tony Soprano: Well, it's true, I guess
- Tony Soprano: [the waitress brings a bowl of onion rings to the table] I went ahead and ordered some for the table
- Tony Soprano: [in Dr. her office] I've got to be frank you people got him out of his room, great so he could be Cannon fodder ?
- Dr. Doherty: I wasn't aware of his latest plan
- Tony Soprano: On the other hand he can benefit from the training, the discipline
- Carmela Soprano: Maybe the army would be great for him, if there wasn't a war going on, he used to veg in front of that TV
- Dr. Doherty: He says he wants to get past the hate focus it only on the terrorists I really can't reveal much more
- Tony Soprano: Right, even though we're paying, this whole therapy thing I've got to tell you
- Dr. Doherty: What
- Tony Soprano: My mother was a borderline personality, so what? I don't know if you knew that
- Dr. Doherty: No
- Tony Soprano: I did not have a very happy childhood
- Dr. Doherty: No?
- Tony Soprano: There was very little love in the house
- Dr. Doherty: His mentioned your mother very briefly
- Tony Soprano: She was a very difficult woman, undermining I tried to place her in a retirement community for her own good, she turned on me completely, I could never please my mother
- Carmela Soprano: [talking loudly from the kitchen counter] We're not eating at home tonight I thought we'd go to Holsten's
- Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: [in the living room of the Soprano home] You said we'd have Cannelloni
- Carmela Soprano: I have meetings with carpenters
- Carmela Soprano: [in their safe house, to Meadow as she leaves] See you Thursday
- Meadow Soprano: [kisses and hugs Tony] Hi
- Tony Soprano: [to Meadow] Where you going I just got here
- Meadow Soprano: I'm really late meeting Patrick in the city,
- Carmela Soprano: She smelled that odor too
- Tony Soprano: your remodeling will fix all that
- Carmela Soprano: Maybe it's toxic maybe we shouldn't be breathing it
- Tony Soprano: It's not toxic, the odor is what? 90 years old? Its piss
- Carmela Soprano: I've got to get home
- Tony Soprano: I'm working on it
- Carmela Soprano: I went to see Sil and Gab,oh my God
- Tony Soprano: Yeah
- Carmela Soprano: [Watching walk AJ walk Rhiannon to the door] Are you being careful? This kind of bothers me
- Tony Soprano: What's she going to do? She should use the back door, wouldn't kick her out of bed for purging cookies
- Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: Real funny, we're just friends
- Tony Soprano: I know, nice work
- Carmela Soprano: She's a model
- Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: She's doing some modeling, she's a junior in high school
- Carmela Soprano: What?
- Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: She's quitting modeling anyway she's tired of being exploited
- Tony Soprano: Did you help your mother take the carpets outside? Put them in the sun?
- Carmela Soprano: He did
- Tony Soprano: Uncle Bobby's funeral is finally set, Thursday we're going to be there
- Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: How's that supposed to work? We're all in DEFCON 4, living in separate houses, we're going to stand out in the open at a cemetery?
- Carmela Soprano: There's always a large FBI presence
- Tony Soprano: [in their safe house] How many fucking times I've told you it's an SUV watch where you park off road the Cadillac converter and the dry vegetation
- Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: I didn't see the leaves
- Tony Soprano: [shouting at AJ] You can grill fucking steaks on that converter, I told you!
- Carmela Soprano: If there was children playing in those leaves, you'd run them over?
- Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: [confused] I guess?
- Tony Soprano: You're going to get cute now?
- Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: I was just answering her question
- Meadow Soprano: [trying to defend AJ] Dad, he wasn't being funny
- Tony Soprano: You mind your own God damn business, unless you want some of this too
- Meadow Soprano: [Meadow leaves the room] Mr. Fat mouth
- Tony Soprano: [shouting to Meadow] What'd you say?
- Carmela Soprano: What was going through your mind?
- Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: What do you want from me? I am depressed, I'm supposed to be looking for piles of leaves?
- Tony Soprano: You want to get depressed? Thirty thousand dollars for that car
- Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: Isn't that what we have insurance for?
- Carmela Soprano: Excuse me? You're not getting another one
- Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: Actually that's good it'll force me to take the bus
- Carmela Soprano: What?
- Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: We have to break our dependence on foreign oil
- Carmela Soprano: [Carmela enters Meadow's room] Miss Hunter, long time no see, oh my God when was it?
- Hunter Scangarelo: [they shake hands] How are you Mrs. Soprano?
- Carmela Soprano: It was right around when you "quit college"
- Hunter Scangarelo: Your being kind I was kicked out for partying and drunk driving
- Carmela Soprano: I didn't want to say but that was always you, so what are you up to now?
- Hunter Scangarelo: I'm in my second year of med school
- Carmela Soprano: [Surprised] oh
- Hunter Scangarelo: Yeah I completed under grad at Purchase got my act together
- Donna Parisi: [in the living room of the Soprano home] A man took his horse to a vet and the vet says to him, "Why do you have a long face?"
- Patsy Parisi: The horse asks, there's no vet.
- Donna Parisi: Right, a horse goes to a vet and the vet looks at his face and says to him, "My friend."
- Patsy Parisi: A horse goes to the doctor, the doctor asks, "Why the long face?" She can't tell jokes
- Tony Soprano: Speaking of jokers, where's that other son of yours today?
- Donna Parisi: I didn't think he was invited.
- Carmela Soprano: I just think with all the wedding talk.
- Tony Soprano: That pal of his, the other Jason I heard he ran into some trouble, Carlo's Jason.
- Donna Parisi: He's a mess.
- Patsy Parisi: Alright.
- Tony Soprano: Well, he's got no shortage of lawyers here, only this one here would only take the case for free.
- [referring to Meadow]
- Patrick Parisi: That's why we want her there at Groupman, Groupman and Kerseyo, actually Med and I had some conversations and we may still snag her at the firm when she's done with law school.
- Carmela Soprano: No kidding?
- Meadow Soprano: We went out to dinner Steven Groupman and the subject came up.
- Patrick Parisi: Steven was very impressed with her work at the Law Center, even got into starting salaries, he was talking one seventy.
- Tony Soprano: Jesus, sweetheart that's fantastic.
- Meadow Soprano: He hadn't had too much to drink.
- Patrick Parisi: Don't devalue yourself, we've got a really interesting case right now we're defending James Trofolio the County Commissioner and those corruption charges.
- Donna Parisi: [to Patrick] is that your case?
- Patrick Parisi: He's got bag men, whores it's fascinating.
- Carmela Soprano: [in the backyard of their home] Holsten's is the consensus
- Tony Soprano: Alright I've got to see some people, I'll meet you there
- Carmela Soprano: [on the family dinner table in their home] As your parents we feel joining the army is in your best interest
- Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: This country is in a crisis
- Carmela Soprano: How can one soldier stop it?
- Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: When my enlistment is up, I could join the CIA or something and with a military background I'd have "a leg up" and as an Arabic speaker I'd be very useful
- Tony Soprano: [Sarcastically] I don't understand your going to ask Donald for some time off from your pilot job to go on CIA missions?
- Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: Everything's a joke to you
- Tony Soprano: I'm not having a good time
- Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: Did you or did you not want me to go to military school?
- Carmela Soprano: At least you would've come out an officer, even then I was oppose to it, I hate this idea
- Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: I'm applying for officers' candidate school I want to be a liaison officer with the local population
- Carmela Soprano: Officers' candidate school? You have terrible grades you flunked out of college
- Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: Here we go, that's all this is about right?
- Carmela Soprano: No Anthony this is not what it's about, you don't want to go to college, then don't go to college but don't get your legs blown off
- Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: [dismissively] Always with the drama
- Tony Soprano: What's your girlfriend say? The fashion model?
- Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: She doesn't think I should go either
- Carmela Soprano: [to AJ, on the family dinner table in their home] Not that long ago you talked about owning a club
- Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: Right, you had a problem with that too
- Carmela Soprano: A lot of your friends are in film school especially the ones you used to go to clubs with
- Tony Soprano: got this screenplay from Danny Baldwin we met at your cousin's movie, Danny hoped I could set him up with some financing and I never read it
- Carmela Soprano: You did now
- Tony Soprano: Yeah I did now, long story short it's about a private detective that gets sucked into the internet through his data port and his got to solve some murders of some virtual prostitutes
- Carmela Soprano: I read it, it's scary
- Tony Soprano: The point is I talked to Little Carmine and his interested in developing it through his company
- Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: He makes porn
- Tony Soprano: He made Cleaver, his branching out
- Carmela Soprano: You would work for his producer Inga you would be "development executive" on this project
- Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: Really? What's this got to do with clubs?
- Carmela Soprano: Hollywood, gossip columns, the night spots
- Tony Soprano: And you get some real world experience under the belt you come see me and then we'll talk about me investing in a club, run that past Rhiannon and see what she says