Terence McGovern: Launchpad McQuack

Slime Okay, You're Okay

Launchpad McQuack

Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard: I am the slime that slurps in the night!
[She pulls Darkwing and Launchpad away from Hedgy]
Darkwing Duck: Whoa!
Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard: [as Hedgy runs away] I am the wad of gum that sticks to the heel of crime! I am Yucky Duck!
[She notices that Bushroot and Spike are gone]
Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard: Maybe I need a shorter intro.
Dr. Reginald Bushroot: [hiding and spying on her] That creature kinda reminds me of Hedgy.
[turns the other way]
Dr. Reginald Bushroot: [horrified] Hedgy!
[Hedgy melts into inactive goo]
Dr. Reginald Bushroot: [nervous] Are you feeling O.K? I mean I know I'm not one to talk but you don't look so good.
Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard: [meanwhile] Uh, sorry, Dad. I guess I let Bushroot get away again.
[She eats an entire tree]
Darkwing Duck: [getting an idea] Maybe so. But with your slime powers, I'll get rid of that villainous vegetable once and for all!
Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard: [elated] You mean I get to help? Cool!
[She tries to hug him, but he backs away]
Launchpad McQuack: [discreetly] But shouldn't we try turning Gosalyn back to normal, D.W.?
Darkwing Duck: Later, Launchpad. Later. Right now... let's get slimy!

Dr. Reginald Bushroot: [working on his new potion] So, the world thinks I'm a monster- a horrible, ugly, mutant plant monster. Well, as soon as formula IQ2U is perfected, I won't be alone. One tiny little drop and any vegetation will mutate into an intelligent plant... like me. Spike, the final ingredient - plutonium plant plasma.
[Spike chases after a fly]
Dr. Reginald Bushroot: Spike! The plasma! Fetch the plasma!
[Spike races over to a vile of plasma, sniffing it and drinking some]
Dr. Reginald Bushroot: And be careful. Plutonium plant plasma is the most powerful growth hormone in all the world.
[Bushroot stops, screams, pauses, and shrugs]
Dr. Reginald Bushroot: [pouring the plasma into the potion] Now there's only one thing left to do... cackle madly!
[begins to laugh evilly, only for Darkwing to spawn from a window]
Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the spinach that sticks to your teeth!
[swings in with a vine]
Darkwing Duck: I am Darkwing...
[notices the room is empty]
Darkwing Duck: ...Duck and where did everyone go?
Launchpad McQuack: [climbing down the vine] Maybe you need to work on a shorter entry, D.W.
Darkwing Duck: Maybe somebody needs a shorter pet flytrap.
[Bushroot grins thinking that he's hiding well]
Darkwing Duck: [popping up in front of Bushroot] Peek-a-boo, broccoli brain!
Dr. Reginald Bushroot: [to Spike] Oh, remind me to prune you when we get home.