James Marsden credited as playing...
David Sumner
- David Sumner: Hey, Charlie, there is something in the Bible, I do believe.
- Charlie: Whats that, sir?
- David Sumner: "Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's wife."
- Charlie: I believe in that, too. But what happens when thy neighbor's wife covets you?
- Chris: [David takes a nail gun to Chris' hands as he climbs through a broken window] Don't leave me like this... the glass is cutting into my neck
- David Sumner: [coldly] I hope you slit your fucking throat
- David Sumner: Baby. You don't have to learn chess to please me.
- Amy Sumner: I'm not learning chess to please you, baby. I'm learning so I can kick your *ass*.
- Amy Sumner: Those straw dogs were practically licking my body outside, so...
- David Sumner: I applaud their good taste.
- Amy Sumner: It's not funny.
- David Sumner: Well, maybe you should wear a bra.
- David Sumner: Just so you know, somebody broke into our house and killed our cat.
- Chris: What makes you think Flutie was killed? Didn't just die?
- David Sumner: Well, generally cats don't hang themselves.
- Charlie: You don't think God had anything to do helping the Ruskies?
- David Sumner: God?
- Charlie: Yeah.
- David Sumner: U-u-h...
- [chuckles]
- Charlie: Why is that funny?
- David Sumner: That God would help a nation of atheists?
- Charlie: He works in mysterious ways.
- David Sumner: Most dangerous line ever uttered.
- David Sumner: What are you doing in bed? Your friends... your, uh, your fucking redneck hillbilly friends abandoned me out there. I'm firing 'em.
- Amy Sumner: [nodding coolly] Good for you.
- David Sumner: What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
- Amy Sumner: You're a coward.
- David Sumner: [sighs] No, I'm not.
- Amy Sumner: Yeah. So am I. Plain and simple.
- [shakes her head]
- David Sumner: No, I'm not.
- Amy Sumner: Yeah.
- [nods]
- Amy Sumner: Yeah. If you had done... something...
- David Sumner: Amy...
- Amy Sumner: ... if you had said *something... *
- David Sumner: Amy, I was trying to get them to talk...
- Amy Sumner: Anything!
- David Sumner: [finally loses his temper] I was trying to get them to talk... until you pulled that infantile stunt with the milk. You pushed me, Amy, and you don't do anything by pushing.