Justin Chambers credited as playing...
Dr. Alex Karev
- Dr. Meredith Grey: OK, what are you two doing?
- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: Izzie and Alex have a patient that only speaks about himself in the third person.
- Dr. Alex Karev: They thought it was annoying at first, but now they kind of like it.
- Dr. Meredith Grey: Why bother even having a kid if you're only going to see it on weekends and holidays. You might as well just get a cat.
- Dr. George O'Malley: I talked to Dr. Burke, I think he's fine.
- Dr. Cristina Yang: You did what?
- Dr. Meredith Grey: What's wrong with Burke?
- Dr. Cristina Yang: Nothing's wrong with anybody.
- Dr. George O'Malley: You know he let her decanulate a heart this morning?
- Dr. Meredith Grey: You decanulated a heart this morning? By yourself? B****!
- Dr. Cristina Yang: No, not by myself.
- Dr. George O'Malley: Now she's lying about it.
- Dr. Alex Karev: Yang decanulated a heart. Why is Alex not surprised?
- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: Izzie isn't either. Last week, Izzie was digging through crap, this week she's fondling man boobs. No decanulating hearts for Izzie!
- Dr. George O'Malley: Why aren't you bragging about decanulating the heart?
- Dr. Cristina Yang: I didn't decanulate the heart
- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: Izzie and Alex do not believe you.
- Dr. Meredith Grey: Okay, what are you two doing?
- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: [giggles] Izzie and Alex have a patient who speaks about himself in the third person.
- Dr. Alex Karev: They thought it was annoying at first, but now they kinda like it
- Dr. Meredith Grey: Good, is it gonna stop soon?
- Dr. Cristina Yang: What happened? This morning you were all bright and shiny, asking to be kicked in the face
- Dr. Meredith Grey: I am. I'm bright. I'm shiny.
- Dr. Cristina Yang: Yeah.
- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: Izzie thinks that this whole "Bright and Shiny" thing is getting old.
- Dr. Alex Karev: Alex agrees.
- Dr. Alex Karev: Dude, I still can't believe that you went through all of this for a chick.
- Frank: What? You've never did anything crazy for love?
- Dr. Alex Karev: Not like this
- Frank: You have a girlfriend?
- Dr. Alex Karev: No.
- Frank: Dr. Stephens? Frank can sense the vibes.
- Dr. Alex Karev: I'm not talking about this with you.
- Frank: What? She left you for another guy?
- [Alex glares]
- Frank: Oh Frank's hit a nerve.
- Dr. Alex Karev: It's more complicated than that.
- Frank: Then un-complicate it. Grand gesture is what I'm talking about. Be like Frank. Just figure out what she wants, then make it happen. She'll forget all about the other guy. Trust Frank. Frank knows.
- Dr. Meredith Grey: I mean why bother even having a kid when you're only going to see it on weekends and holidays? You might as well get a cat.
- Dr. George O'Malley: I talked to Burke. I think he's fine.
- Dr. Cristina Yang: You did what?
- Dr. Meredith Grey: What's wrong with Burke?
- Dr. Cristina Yang: Nothing's wrong with anybody.
- Dr. George O'Malley: Did you know he let her decanulate a heart this morning?
- Dr. Meredith Grey: [to Christina] you decanulated a heart this morning? by yourself? Bitch!
- Dr. Cristina Yang: No... not by myself.
- Dr. George O'Malley: Now she's lying about it!
- Dr. Alex Karev: Yang decanulated a heart, why is Alex not surprised?
- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: Izzie isn't either. Last week Izzie was digging through crap this week she's fondling man boobs.
- [in sing-tone voice]
- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: No decanulating hearts for Izzie.
- Dr. George O'Malley: [to Christina] why aren't you bragging about decanulating the heart?
- Dr. Cristina Yang: I didn't decanulate the heart.
- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: Izzie and Alex do not believe you.
- Dr. Meredith Grey: Okay, what are you two doing?
- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: Izzie and Alex have a patient who speaks about himself in the third person.
- Dr. Alex Karev: They thought it was kind of annoying at first, but now they kind of like it.
- Dr. Meredith Grey: Good! Is it going to stop soon?
- Dr. Cristina Yang: Wow what happened? This morning you were all bright and shiny asking to be kicked in the face.
- Dr. Meredith Grey: I am. I'm bright. I'm shiny.
- Dr. Cristina Yang: Yeah.
- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: Izzie thinks this whole bright and shiny thing is getting old.
- Dr. Alex Karev: Alex agrees.