Ellen Pompeo credited as playing...
Dr. Meredith Grey
- Dr. Meredith Grey: OK, what are you two doing?
- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: Izzie and Alex have a patient that only speaks about himself in the third person.
- Dr. Alex Karev: They thought it was annoying at first, but now they kind of like it.
- Dr. Meredith Grey: Why bother even having a kid if you're only going to see it on weekends and holidays. You might as well just get a cat.
- Dr. George O'Malley: I talked to Dr. Burke, I think he's fine.
- Dr. Cristina Yang: You did what?
- Dr. Meredith Grey: What's wrong with Burke?
- Dr. Cristina Yang: Nothing's wrong with anybody.
- Dr. George O'Malley: You know he let her decanulate a heart this morning?
- Dr. Meredith Grey: You decanulated a heart this morning? By yourself? B****!
- Dr. Cristina Yang: No, not by myself.
- Dr. George O'Malley: Now she's lying about it.
- Dr. Alex Karev: Yang decanulated a heart. Why is Alex not surprised?
- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: Izzie isn't either. Last week, Izzie was digging through crap, this week she's fondling man boobs. No decanulating hearts for Izzie!
- Dr. George O'Malley: Why aren't you bragging about decanulating the heart?
- Dr. Cristina Yang: I didn't decanulate the heart
- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: Izzie and Alex do not believe you.
- Dr. Meredith Grey: Okay, what are you two doing?
- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: [giggles] Izzie and Alex have a patient who speaks about himself in the third person.
- Dr. Alex Karev: They thought it was annoying at first, but now they kinda like it
- Dr. Meredith Grey: Good, is it gonna stop soon?
- Dr. Cristina Yang: What happened? This morning you were all bright and shiny, asking to be kicked in the face
- Dr. Meredith Grey: I am. I'm bright. I'm shiny.
- Dr. Cristina Yang: Yeah.
- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: Izzie thinks that this whole "Bright and Shiny" thing is getting old.
- Dr. Alex Karev: Alex agrees.
- Dr. Meredith Grey: I mean why bother even having a kid when you're only going to see it on weekends and holidays? You might as well get a cat.
- Dr. George O'Malley: I talked to Burke. I think he's fine.
- Dr. Cristina Yang: You did what?
- Dr. Meredith Grey: What's wrong with Burke?
- Dr. Cristina Yang: Nothing's wrong with anybody.
- Dr. George O'Malley: Did you know he let her decanulate a heart this morning?
- Dr. Meredith Grey: [to Christina] you decanulated a heart this morning? by yourself? Bitch!
- Dr. Cristina Yang: No... not by myself.
- Dr. George O'Malley: Now she's lying about it!
- Dr. Alex Karev: Yang decanulated a heart, why is Alex not surprised?
- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: Izzie isn't either. Last week Izzie was digging through crap this week she's fondling man boobs.
- [in sing-tone voice]
- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: No decanulating hearts for Izzie.
- Dr. George O'Malley: [to Christina] why aren't you bragging about decanulating the heart?
- Dr. Cristina Yang: I didn't decanulate the heart.
- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: Izzie and Alex do not believe you.
- Dr. Meredith Grey: Okay, what are you two doing?
- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: Izzie and Alex have a patient who speaks about himself in the third person.
- Dr. Alex Karev: They thought it was kind of annoying at first, but now they kind of like it.
- Dr. Meredith Grey: Good! Is it going to stop soon?
- Dr. Cristina Yang: Wow what happened? This morning you were all bright and shiny asking to be kicked in the face.
- Dr. Meredith Grey: I am. I'm bright. I'm shiny.
- Dr. Cristina Yang: Yeah.
- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: Izzie thinks this whole bright and shiny thing is getting old.
- Dr. Alex Karev: Alex agrees.