Greg Grunberg credited as playing...
Matt Parkman
- Audrey Hanson: She slipped up, Parkman. It sucks, but it happens. You've never cheated on her?
- Matt Parkman: No.
- [off her look]
- Matt Parkman: You don't believe me?
- Audrey Hanson: Well, statistically speaking, law enforcement attracts a certain kind of male personality.
- Matt Parkman: Ohhh, and what personality would that be?
- Audrey Hanson: Dogs.
- Matt Parkman: And the female personality?
- Audrey Hanson: Bitches. We keep it in the canine family.
- Audrey Hanson: Really, Parkman. Since when does "absence of noise" warrant a stake-out?
- Matt Parkman: You always say I don't take you anywhere.
- Audrey Hanson: You sure know how to spoil a girl.
- Matt Parkman: Eat your Tex Mex.
- Audrey Hanson: [thinking to herself] I'm just saying: he can be cute. Oh God. Did he just hear that?
- [Matt looks over at her, smiling]
- Audrey Hanson: [spoken aloud] Did you just read my mind?
- Matt Parkman: [he laughs] Yeah.
- Audrey Hanson: You can't do that! That was a stray thought. I... you can't do that.
- Matt Parkman: You really think I'm, uh..."cute"?
- Audrey Hanson: I really think you're married. And I really think you love your wife.
- Matt Parkman: I do.
- Audrey Hanson: Then why haven't you called to yell at her so you can go home already? That's what you want, isn't it?
- Matt Parkman: I don't want to be a chump.
- Audrey Hanson: So still loving your wife after she has sex with someone else makes you a chump?
- Matt Parkman: Doesn't it?
- Audrey Hanson: Grow up, Parkman. If you want your marriage to work, you have to find a way to make it work; otherwise you are kind of a chump.
- [seeing Mr. Bennet]
- Audrey Hanson: Cheerleader's dad, nine o'clock.
- Matt Parkman: [after reading Mr. Bennett's mind] I was only able to get one word.
- Audrey Hanson: What?
- Matt Parkman: "Sylar".