Adam Brody credited as playing...
Seth Cohen
- Taylor Townsend: You might want to sit down because I have HUGE news and a favor to ask you.
- Seth Cohen: You like Ryan, and you want my help convincing him to date you.
- Taylor Townsend: Wow.
- Seth Cohen: You said he was funny. That was kind of a giveaway.
- Taylor Townsend: I know. It's crazy. I mean, I've always thought, cute guy, might be good for a night of rough and tumble fun, but it's not like we have anything in common -
- Seth Cohen: - So ignore it, it's probably just gas.
- Taylor Townsend: [explaining her new crush on Ryan] - then, when he helped me with my husband, and he kissed me, it was like Dorothy landing in Oz. Everything popped into Technicolor.
- Seth Cohen: Ah.
- Taylor Townsend: [offended] You think I don't know what that means?
- Seth Cohen: I said "ah."
- Taylor Townsend: Meaning "Ah, that Taylor. She is so pathetic. Someone's the least bit nice to her and she becomes totally obsessed with them. First me, and then her French husband when he lent her a subway ticket, now Ryan."
- Seth Cohen: Well, isn't it kinda true?
- Taylor Townsend: So what? Yes. I have a psychological predilection to become romantically attached to men who are nice to me, due to the fact I was raised by a she-wolf of a mother who practiced emotional terrorism. Does that mean, that if by some miracle, love does come into my life, I should deny it? What kind of person would that make me? What kind of life -
- Seth Cohen: [tired of her talking] - What do you want me to do?