Hank Azaria credited as playing...
Moe Szyslak • Chief Wiggum • Professor Frink • Officer Lou • Carl • Comic Book Guy • Nautical Stu • Various
- Carl Carlson: [at a wishing well] I wish for world peace.
- Barney Gumble: I wish for world war.
- Carl Carlson: Hey, that is cooler.
- Moe Szyslak: My daddy was a circus freak. My mommy can't remember which one. I like to think it was a little bit of each one.
- Snake: Give me my car, fatty!
- Homer Simpson: What? This is my car! And I'm not fat, it's glandular!
- Snake: Right.
- [they start fighting over the steering wheel]
- Chief Wiggum: Here we are in now times. As you can see, I've gotten everything I ever wanted.
- Officer Lou: Except pants that fit.
- Chief Wiggum: I told you can be in this documentary as long as you don't make fun of me!
- Officer Lou: I'm not making fun of you, I'm making fun of your pants!
- Chief Wiggum: How would you like it if I made fun of your pants?
- Officer Lou: Go ahead.
- Chief Wiggum: Well they're a little, um... uh... oh, they're perfect!