The Movie Equivalent Of Clickbait
I usually like movies that are so bad that they're good. That's not what's going on here. This movie will have you rolling your eyes and saying "oh god" at least once every ten minutes.
This isn't a horror movie. It isn't a slasher. It's not a thriller or suspenseful, and it has nothing whatsoever to do with the original Black Christmas. It almost seems as if its primary goal was not to entertain movie audiences, but as cheap bait to prompt childish, name-calling arguments on social media.
If you're looking for something entertaining and empowering, go see Charlie's Angels or Oceans 8. This film isn't scary, or funny, or entertaining, or inspiring. It has no redeeming qualities of any kind.
This isn't a horror movie. It isn't a slasher. It's not a thriller or suspenseful, and it has nothing whatsoever to do with the original Black Christmas. It almost seems as if its primary goal was not to entertain movie audiences, but as cheap bait to prompt childish, name-calling arguments on social media.
If you're looking for something entertaining and empowering, go see Charlie's Angels or Oceans 8. This film isn't scary, or funny, or entertaining, or inspiring. It has no redeeming qualities of any kind.
- NeonRocketship
- Jan 9, 2020