Tyrese Gibson credited as playing...
USAF Chief Master Sergeant Epps
- Chief Master Sergeant Epps: We've shed blood, sweat, and precious metal together...
- Galloway: Soldier, you're trained to shoot, not to talk!
- Chief Master Sergeant Epps: Don't tempt me...
- Optimus Prime: [to Epps] Easy.
- Chief Master Sergeant Epps: I hope those F-16s got good aim.
- Major Lennox: Yeah? Why's that?
- Chief Master Sergeant Epps: I told them to hit the orange smoke.
- [looks slowly at the orange smoke a few feet to his right]
- Major Lennox: You mean that orange smoke?
- Chief Master Sergeant Epps: It wasn't my best throw...
- Chief Master Sergeant Epps, Major Lennox: RUUNNN!
- [makes a break for it as the rain comes]
- Chief Master Sergeant Epps: [the pilot calls for a bailout due to "engine failure". Lennox is prepping Galloway and moves him toward the rear of the plane]
- Galloway: Why aren't you wearing your chute?
- Major Lennox: Because I have to secure the VIPs first! Ok I want you to listen very carefully, and memorize everything that I say. Each chute has a GPS tracker so you can be found by Search and Rescue. Right next to that's a fabric webbing called a bridle, which holds the pin that keeps the main container closed. Ok, are you listening?
- Galloway: I can't hear what...
- Major Lennox: [slaps Galloway] Stop that!
- Galloway: All right, all right...
- Major Lennox: All right when the pilot chute inflates into the air, it pulls the pin and opens the main. Red's your backup, blue's your primary. I want you to pull the blue. I need you to pull it really hard!
- [Galloway pulls the blue cord]
- Major Lennox: Not now, we're on the plane you dumbass!
- Galloway: What? NO!
- [as the chute deploys, he gets sucked out of the plane; a satisfied Lennox heads back into the plane]
- Chief Master Sergeant Epps: Did he say good-bye?
- Major Lennox: No, he didn't say good-bye.
- Ironhide: [to a captured Demolishor] Punk-ass Decepticon!
- Optimus Prime: Any last words?
- Wheelbot: This is not your planet to rule! The Fallen shall rise again!
- Chief Master Sergeant Epps: [puzzled] That did not sound good.
- Optimus Prime: Not today.
- [blasts Wheelbot in the head]
- [after seeing Optimus Prime transform]
- USAF Tech Sergeant Epps: You gotta wonder: if God made us in His image, who made him?
- Galloway: I'm ordering you to stand down.
- [rips off Lennox's badges]
- Galloway: [sneer] You won't be needing this anymore. Get your assets back to base! And take that pile of scrap metal back to Diego Garcia. Let's go!
- [leaves as Epps comes to stand next to Lennox]
- Chief Master Sergeant Epps: I really don't like that dude. He's an asshole.
- [NEST brings Optimus's body to Egypt]
- Chief Master Sergeant Epps: We just dropped ten tons of dead robot out in the middle of nowhere. I sure hope this kid knows what he's doing...
- Major Lennox: Yeah, me too.
- Chief Master Sergeant Epps: [after seeing the onslaught of Decepticons] We're about to get our asses WHOOPED!