Julie White credited as playing...
Judy Witwicky
- Ron Witwicky: Sam!
- Judy Witwicky: What?
- Ron Witwicky: Sam!
- Sam Witwicky: Mom! Dad!
- [Rampage launches himself in front of Sam, tossing his parents around]
- Sam Witwicky: Wait! WAIT!
- Ron Witwicky: Sam, listen to me! I want you to run!
- Sam Witwicky: Wait, wait, wai...
- [Sam hears a whistle, and catches sight of a hidden Bumblebee...]
- Sam Witwicky: Okay...
- [holds up his sock]
- Sam Witwicky: Okay, this is what you want... and I know you need me, 'cause I know about the Matrix...
- Rampage: [growling] Sam Witwicky...
- Ron Witwicky: Sam, just go!
- Judy Witwicky: Sam, listen to your father!
- Ron Witwicky: Sam, they're gonna kill us all anyway!
- Sam Witwicky: Look, just come over here and take it, don't harm them... okay. BUMBLEBEE!
- [Bumblebee jumps on Rampage]
- Sam Witwicky: Take 'im down, Bee!
- [Soundwave tracks down the Witwickys in Paris]
- Soundwave: Yeesss...
- [makes a call]
- Judy Witwicky: Hello? I mean, bon soir!
- [hears Soundave breathing]
- Judy Witwicky: What? Who is this?
- Soundwave: Where is the boy?
- Judy Witwicky: For Pete's sakes, I'm not impressed with your perverted mouth-breathing!
- [hangs up]
- [after Bumblebee blasts the house to destroy the kitchen bots]
- Judy Witwicky: Sam, Sam, listen to me... When you go, he goes. I cannot live with a psychotic alien in my garage!
- Ron Witwicky: Judy, national security... Look, if we stay quiet, they're gonna take care of everything. Just consider this the official start of our remodel, okay?
- Judy Witwicky: Fine. If the government's paying, I want a pool and a hot tub! And I'm gonna skinny-dip and you can't say shit about it!
- Mikaela Banes: You're the best thing that ever happened to me.
- Sam Witwicky: And?
- Mikaela Banes: I'd do anything for you.
- Mikaela Banes: And?
- Judy Witwicky: [watching intently] He's about to say the L-word?
- Ron Witwicky: [impatient] Come on, kiddo.
- Sam Witwicky: I... adore you.
- [arriving at Sam's college]
- Judy Witwicky: Look at this place! I feel smarter already! Can you smell that?
- Ron Witwicky: Yeah, smells like $40,000 a year.
- Ron Witwicky: Let's go. March, young lady!
- [to his son's horror, Ron slaps his wife's derriere]
- Judy Witwicky: I love it when you call me "young lady," you dirty old man.
- [goes upstairs giggling]
- Ron Witwicky: You ain't seen nothing yet...
- Sam Witwicky: Dad, Dad, Dad, whoa!
- Ron Witwicky: What?
- Sam Witwicky: I'm watching what you're doing, Dad. It's not a rap video.
- Ron Witwicky: It's just like a coach thing.
- Sam Witwicky: That was a really creepy move just now, Dad.
- Sam Witwicky: You don't stop, you don't hide. You run. You understand me?
- Ron Witwicky: No!
- Sam Witwicky: You've gotta let me go. You've gotta let me go.
- Judy Witwicky: Let him go.
- Ron Witwicky: You come back! YOU COME BACK!
- Judy Witwicky: [touring Sam's college] People are sure friendly here. Some kids just gave me this bag of brownies.
- Sam Witwicky: Mom, that's not a brownie! Don't take it!
- Judy Witwicky: Sam, I am your mother and I can do what I want!
- Ron Witwicky: Honey! They baked it with reefer!
- Judy Witwicky: Sam Witwicky, you and I are gonna have a word!
- [turns to Mikaela, who has just arrived at the house]
- Judy Witwicky: Hi, Mikaela. I have a bald spot.