Rob Lowe credited as playing...
Brad Kessler
- Brad Kessler: Shelley thinks you're an overweight homosexual.
- Shelley: I didn't say that!
- Mark Bellison: [relieved] Oh.
- Shelley: No, I said you were a fat faggot.
- Brad Kessler: [to Shelley] I stand corrected.
- Mark Bellison: To think I was upset by "overweight homosexual".
- Shelley: A fatty fat faggy fag...
- Brad Kessler: [to Mark] Oh, well. It doesn't matter. Because either way you're a dumpy little queer.