T.J. Miller credited as playing...
Hud
- Hud: Ocean is big, dude. All I'm saying is a couple of years ago, they found a fish in Madagascar that they thought been extinct for centuries.
- Rob Hawkins: So what? It's been down there this whole time, and nobody noticed?
- Hud: Sure. Maybe it erupted from an ocean trench, you know? Or a crevasse. Crevice. It's just a theory. I mean, for all we know, it's from another planet and it flew here.
- Marlena Diamond: Like Superman?
- Hud: Yeah, exactly like... Wait. You know who Superman is?
- Marlena Diamond: Oh, my God. You know who Superman is?
- Hud: Okay, I'm not...
- Marlena Diamond: [sarcastically] I'm, like, feeling something. Are you aware of Garfield.
- Beth McIntyre: [sees monster] What is that?
- Hud: It's a terrible thing.
- [while trying to get to a flight of stairs, Rob encounters a parasite and kills it]
- Beth McIntyre: Oh my God! What is that?
- Hud: I don't know! Something else! Also terrible.
- Clark: How are you going to survive without Rob? He's like your main dude.
- Hud: Yeah, I don't know.
- [sees Rob passing by]
- Hud: Hey Rob, how am I gonna survive without you?
- Rob Hawkins: I don't know. I'm like your main dude.
- Hud: Straight up!
- Hud: One of them grabbed me, tried to drag me away. What's up with that?
- Marlena Diamond: Maybe it liked you, Hud.
- Hud: Yeah. Maybe it tried to make me its queen.
- Hud: Do you guys remember a couple of years ago when that guy was lighting homeless people on fire in the subways?
- Rob Hawkins: Jesus, Hud! Maybe not the best time for this conversation down here!
- Hud: Right.
- [awkward silent pause]
- Hud: I just can't stop thinking how scary it'd be if a flaming homeless guy came running...
- Rob Hawkins, Lily Ford, Marlena Diamond: HUD!
- Hud: I'm just saying. Sorry.
- Hud: Are you okay?
- Marlena Diamond: You tell me. How does it look?
- [Hud sees Marlena's bloody back shoulder]
- Hud: It looks like it hurts.
- Marlena Diamond: What do you mean? Are you saying this isn't attractive at all?
- Hud: A little bit.
- Hud: Okay, just to be clear here, our options are: die here, die in the tunnels, or die in the streets. That pretty much it?
- Rob Hawkins: Yeah... that's pretty much it.
- Rob Hawkins: Still filming?
- Hud: Yeah, people are gonna want to know... how it all went down.
- Rob Hawkins: Well, you can just tell them how it all went down, Hud.
- Hud: No, that wouldn't work. People need to see this, you know? It's gonna be important. People are going to watch this.
- Hud: Beth lives in Midtown. Midtown is that way. You know what else is that way? Some horrific shit!
- Hud: [during a very stressful run up stairs] I don't read the papers. Maybe our government made this thing.
- Rob Hawkins: Oh, yeah.
- Hud: I mean, you know, maybe it was an accident, or maybe it was on purpose.
- Rob Hawkins: Sure, maybe they did. Does it really matter right now?
- Hud: Yeah. It matters because I need to talk about something. Otherwise, I'm actually probably going to shit my pants in this stairwell.
- Hud: [watches from the helicopter as the monster is being bombed] I think they got him. Yeah, yeah, yeah! That's the shit right there! That's what I'm talking about...
- [the monster jumps out of the fire and smoke and attacks the helicopter and it crashes]
- Hud: Rob, what time do the choppers take off?
- Rob Hawkins: 0600
- Hud: What time is that?
- Rob Hawkins: 6:00 Hud...
- Hud: Oh yeah, I knew that.
- Hud: Thanks for... thanks for coming back for me back there. I really appreciate it.
- Marlena Diamond: What would make you think that I'm the kind of person that wouldn't do that?
- Hud: No... no I know you aren't. I'm just glad that you did. Other wise I would have been dead
- Marlena Diamond: [chuckles] Yeah.
- Hud: Yeah?
- [chuckles]
- Hud: Alright, you just got bit.
- Rob Hawkins: Hey, is that my camera?
- Hud: Uh, I don't know. Jason just gave it to me.
- Rob Hawkins: Did you change the tape? Because I had a tape in there... something important.
- Hud: I didn't, it was already on when I got it.