Review by davidssefton

Waste of a good cast. Waste of whatever the bloated budget must have been. But most of all a waste of over three hours (and eight minutes) of your life you'll never get back.

This film steals from countless other films to no effect and throws in a bunch of soft porn in the hope we'll be distracted enough to realise there's no original story in there.

Ultimately the whole "this is a love letter to cinema" feels more like a cynical device than an act of sincerity - there really isn't any "There" there with this film and it feels like a massive waste of everyone's time.

Bloated. Clichéd. Utterly pointless.