Marley Shelton credited as playing...
Dr. Dakota Block
- Dr. Dakota Block: Hi, Joe. I'm going to give you a very strong anesthetic, so you won't feel anything during the procedure. These...
- [pats the needles in her shirt pocket]
- Dr. Dakota Block: ...are my friends. My yellow friend is to take the sting off.
- [injects Joe in the arm with the yellow needle]
- Dr. Dakota Block: My blue friend you'll barely feel.
- [injects Joe in the arm with the blue needle]
- Dr. Dakota Block: That means my yellow friend is already taking effect. See how fast my friends work?
- [injects Joe in the arm with the red needle]
- Dr. Dakota Block: And after my red-headed friend, you'll never see me again.
- [Joe slobbers over himself and passes out]
- Cherry Darling: You're a doctor?
- Dr. Dakota Block: Hmm. I was earlier tonight.
- Cherry Darling: I always wanted to be a doctor, instead, I can do this.
- [Cherry arches her body up in a bridge position]
- Cherry Darling: Useless talent number 66. I'm very pliable.
- Dr. Dakota Block: You know, my girlfriend had a theory. She said at some point in your life, you find a use for every useless talent you ever had. It's like connecting the dots.
- Cherry Darling: I'm not that optimistic. I feel like I'm sinking down a drain and I can't get out.
- Dr. Dakota Block: She'd say, "when you're stuck in that spiral, you reach up".
- Cherry Darling: What if there's nothing up there?
- Dr. Dakota Block: Just reach up.
- Dr. Dakota Block: Tony, if anyone comes up to the car, I want you to shoot them. Just like in your video games: shoot them in the head.
- Tony Block: What if it's dad?
- Dr. Dakota Block: Especially if it's your dad!
- Cherry Darling: [astonished that Dakota has shot The Rapist with a syringe] Where'd you learn to do THAT?
- Dr. Dakota Block: Useless Talent #37.
- Tony Block: [puts a hand to his mouth and holds up a tooth] Hey mom, another tooth fell out!
- [Dakota stares at Tony]
- Tony Block: Your tooth fell out too...
- [Dakota examines her smile in the rear view and sees she has a chipped tooth]
- Tony Block: ...we're toothless buddies.
- Dr. Dakota Block: We sure are, sweetie...
- Dr. Dakota Block: Goodbye, Bill.
- Dr. William Block: Don't you mean "see you later"?
- Dr. Dakota Block: Of course.
- Babysitter Twin #1: Conio chica, you said 10 pm! We can't be watching your kid all goddamn night!
- Babysitter Twin #2: That's right!
- Babysitter Twin #1: Your friend never showed up, and we've got shit to do!
- Dr. Dakota Block: Then start doing it!
- [pushes both twins out the front door]