Jackie Earle Haley credited as playing...
Willie Loomis
- Willie Loomis: Captain Clarney, I'd like you to meet Barnabas Collins.
- Clarney: Collins? And uh, why does a Collins want to talk to me?
- Barnabas Collins: To offer you a contract.
- Clarney: I have a contract. With Angel Bay.
- Barnabas Collins: And if I told you I could offer you a better one?
- Clarney: Then, Mr. Collins, I would tell you to take a long walk off a short pier.
- Barnabas Collins: Hear me, future dweller, you will be my loyal servant, until such time as I release you.
- Willie Loomis: So what's first, master?
- Barnabas Collins: You will cleanse me, miscreant.
- [as Dr Hoffman's body is dumped]
- Barnabas Collins: I don't have to tell you, Willie, that if you breathe a word of this to anyone, I shall have to kill you in a most unpleasant manner.
- Willie Loomis: Don't worry Mr. B, I never liked the bitch anyway...
- [Angelique repeatedly knocks on the front door of Collinwood Mansion]
- Willie Loomis: [from inside] All right! I heard you the first twenty times! Keep your damn panties...
- [he opens the door to Angelique. He becomes a bit intimidated]
- Willie Loomis: ...on.
- Angelique Bouchard: I'll do my best.