Gulliver McGrath credited as playing...
David Collins
- Elizabeth Collins Stoddard: Children, get away from that man!
- David Collins: He said his name was Barnabas Collins.
- Carolyn Stoddard: And I'm pretty sure he called me a hooker.
- David Collins: Carolyn touches herself. She makes noises like a kitten.
- Carolyn Stoddard: [to David] You little shit!
- [Someone enters the mausoleum where Barnabas is imprisoned]
- Barnabas Collins: Who's there? Oh, please, I swear on Heaven you will come to no harm! Please! Please! How many decades has it been?
- David Collins: It's been twenty minutes.
- Barnabas Collins: Oh, Master David! However did you find me?
- David Collins: My mommy told me. You must think I'm crazy...
- Barnabas Collins: Master David, I think nothing of the sort!
- David Collins: That's enough. Leave us alone.
- Angelique Bouchard: I think I'll start by killing you, orphan!
- [advances on David]
- Elizabeth Collins Stoddard: David, run!
- Barnabas Collins: [to Angelique] Your quarrel is with me!
- Angelique Bouchard: My quarrel is with ALL of you!
- Carolyn Stoddard: [about Barnabas] He's not staying with us forever, is he?
- David Collins: I like him.
- [Angelique has Barnabas chained up and put inside a coffin, then takes off her underpants and puts them over his face. 20 minutes later, David finds him]
- David Collins: Uncle Barnabas, why do you have ladies' underwear on your face?
- Barnabas Collins: Never mind that!
- David Collins: Carolyn, look...
- [points at Barnabas's portrait]
- Barnabas Collins: Ah, yes! Uncanny, is it not? Worth every hour I spent posing.
- Angelique Bouchard: So, what are you going to do to me?
- David Collins: Not me. My mommy.
- [Laura Collins appears]