Brenda Song credited as playing...
London Tipton
- Mr. Moseby: London, I think you should call your father and tell him that the hotel business is not for you.
- London Tipton: But it is for me. It's in my blood. I'm a Tipton.
- Mr. Moseby: And you do what Tiptons do best.
- London Tipton: Cut down rainforests to put up resorts?
- Mr. Moseby: No.
- London Tipton: Finance takeovers in foreign countries to secure mining rights?
- Mr. Moseby: No, I meant do nothing. No one does nothing and orders people around better than you do.
- London Tipton: Well, I did it! I've done all the jobs in the hotel, and now I'm ready to do yours.
- Mr. Moseby: Mine? London, you can't...
- [London pulls Mr. Moseby out of his chair and sits in it]
- London Tipton: Who do I yell at first?
- Mr. Moseby: My job isn't yelling at people.
- London Tipton: So you just do it for fun?
- Mr. Moseby: [yells] NO!
- [London is trying to operate a vacuum cleaner without electricity]
- Carey Martin: Uh, London dear, you have to turn the vacuum on.
- London Tipton: But I don't like the noise.
- Carey Martin: I don't like the dirt.