Kunal Nayyar credited as playing...
Raj Koothrappali
- Leonard: Hey, what's going on?
- Sheldon: Internet's been down for half an hour.
- Koothrappali: Also, Sheldon may be a robot.
- Howard Wolowitz: [Leonard, Sheldon, Howard & Raj are on their laptops playing an online role playing game] All right, just a few more feet and...
- [pause]
- Howard Wolowitz: Here we are gentlemen, the Gates Of Elzebub.
- Sheldon: Good lord!
- Leonard: Don't panic, this is what the last 97 hours have been about.
- Howard Wolowitz: Stay frosty. There's a horde of armed goblins on the other side of that gate guarding the Sword Of Azeroth.
- Leonard: Warriors, unsheathe your weapons. Magic wielders, raise your wands.
- Sheldon: Lock and load.
- Howard Wolowitz: Raj, blow the gates.
- Raj Koothrappali: Blowing the gates.
- [pressing keys]
- Raj Koothrappali: Control, shift, B.
- [sound of the gates blowing]
- Raj Koothrappali: Oh my God, so many goblins!
- Howard Wolowitz: Don't just stand there, slash and move! Slash and move!
- Leonard: Stay in formation!
- Howard Wolowitz: Leonard, you've got one on your tail!
- Leonard: That's all right, my tail's prehensile, I'll swat him off!
- Raj Koothrappali: I got him Leonard. Tonight, I spice my meat with goblin blood!
- Leonard: Raj, no, it's a trap! Thay're flanking us!
- Raj Koothrappali: [in a wimpy tone] Oh, he's got me.
- Howard Wolowitz: Sheldon, he's got Raj, use your sleep spell! Sheldon!
- [changes to an annoyed whisper]
- Howard Wolowitz: Sheldon!
- Sheldon: I've got the Sword Of Azeroth!
- Leonard: Forget the sword Sheldon, help Raj.
- Sheldon: There is no more Sheldon! I am the sword master!
- Howard Wolowitz: Leonard look out!
- Leonard: Damn it man, we're dying here!
- Sheldon: Goodbye peasents.
- Leonard: The bastard teleported.
- Raj Koothrappali: [looks at Sheldon's screen] He's selling the sword of Azeroth on eBay.
- Leonard: You betrayed us for money? Who are you?
- Wolowitz: Sheldon, if you were a robot, and I knew and you didn't, would you want me to tell you?
- Sheldon: That depends. When I learn that I'm a robot, will I be able to handle it?
- Wolowitz: Maybe, although the history of science fiction is not on your side.
- Sheldon: Uh, let me ask you this: when I learn that I'm a robot, would I be bound by Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics?
- Koothrappali: You might be bound by them right now.
- Wolowitz: That's true. Have you ever harmed a human being, or, through inaction, allowed a human being to come to harm?
- Sheldon: Of course not.
- Koothrappali: Have you ever harmed yourself or allowed yourself to be harmed except in cases where a human being would've been endangered?
- Sheldon: Well, no.
- Wolowitz: I smell robot.