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Johnny Galecki, Laurie Metcalf, and Jim Parsons in The Big Bang Theory (2007)

Jim Parsons: Sheldon Cooper

The Luminous Fish Effect

The Big Bang Theory

Jim Parsons credited as playing...

Sheldon Cooper

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  • Sheldon: I'm not going to apologize. I didn't say anything that wasn't true.
  • Mary: [Firmly] Now you listen here, I have been telling you since you were four years old, it's okay to be smarter than everybody else, but you can't go around pointing it out.
  • Sheldon: Why?
  • Mary: [All but yelling] Because people don't like it! Remember all the ass-kickings you got from the neighbor kids?
  • [Drops a pair of shoes down]
  • Mary: Now let's get crackin'! Shower, shirt, shoes, and let's shove off!
  • Sheldon: I can't believe he fired me.
  • Leonard: Well, you did call him a glorified high-school science teacher whose last successful experiment was lighting his own farts.
  • Sheldon: In my defense, I prefaced that by saying, "with all due respect."
  • Penny: How come you didn't go into work today?
  • Sheldon: I'm taking a sabbatical, because I won't kowtow to mediocre minds.
  • Penny: So you got canned, huh?
  • Sheldon: Theoretical physicists do not get canned... but, yeah.
  • Sheldon: [reluctantly apologizing to Dr. Gablehauser] As you know, several weeks ago in our first encounter, we may have gotten off on the wrong foot when I called you an idiot. And I just wanted to say that I was wrong... to point it out.
  • Mary: [Laying out a pair of pants] You put those on.
  • Sheldon: What for?
  • Mary: Because you're going to go down to your office, you're going to apologise to your boss and get your job back.
  • Sheldon: No.
  • Mary: I'm sorry, did I start that sentence with the words "If it pleases your highness"?
  • Sheldon: Mom, what are you doing here?
  • Mary: Leonard called me.
  • Sheldon: I know, but why?
  • Leonard: Because one of the great minds of the 21st Century is raising glow-in-the-dark fish and weaving serapes.
  • Sheldon: This is not a serape. This is a poncho! A serape is open to the sides, a poncho is closed, this is a poncho! And neither is a reason to call someone's mother!
  • [first lines]
  • Sheldon: You know, I've been thinking about time travel again.
  • Leonard: Why? Did you hit a roadblock with invisibility?
  • Sheldon: Put it on the back burner. Anyway, it occurs to me, if I ever did perfect a time machine I would just go into the past and give it to myself, thus eliminating the need for me to invent it in the first place.
  • Leonard: Interesting.
  • Sheldon: Yeah, it really takes the pressure off.
  • [last lines]
  • Mary: [tucking Sheldon into bed] I'm very proud of you, honey; you showed a lot of courage today.
  • Sheldon: Thanks, Mom.
  • [she starts to leave]
  • Sheldon: Mom.
  • Mary: Mm-hm?
  • Sheldon: Is Dr. Gablehauser going to be my new daddy?
  • Mary: We'll see. Sleep tight.
  • Leonard: Here comes our new boss. Be polite.
  • Dr. Eric Gablehauser: [approaching] Hi, fellas. Eric Gablehauser.
  • Howard Wolowitz: [shaking hands] Howard Wolowitz.
  • Dr. Eric Gablehauser: Howard. Nice to meet you.
  • [turning to Sheldon]
  • Dr. Eric Gablehauser: And you are?
  • Sheldon: [shaking hands] An actual real scientist.
  • [turning to Leonard]
  • Sheldon: How was that?
  • Mary: Honey, why did you get a loom?
  • Sheldon: I was working with luminous fish and I thought... hey. Loom.
  • Leonard: Howard brought a date?
  • Sheldon: A plausible explanation is that his work in robotics has made an incredible leap forward.
  • Leonard: Hey, how did it go?
  • Sheldon: I got my job back.
  • Leonard: Really? What happened?
  • Sheldon: I'm not quite sure. It involves a part of the human experience that has always eluded me.
  • Leonard: That narrows it down.
  • Leonard: So... fish.
  • Sheldon: I read an article about Japanese scientists who inserted DNA from luminous jellyfish into other animals and I thought, hey, fish night lights.
  • Sheldon: The thing about tomatoes - and I think you'll really enjoy this - is they're shelved with the vegetables, but they're technically a fruit.
  • Penny: Mm, interesting.
  • Sheldon: Isn't it?
  • Penny: No, I mean what you find enjoyable.
  • Penny: When one door closes another one opens.
  • Sheldon: No it doesn't. Not unless the two doors are connected by relays or there are motion sensors involved.
  • Sheldon: There's some value to taking a multivitamin, but the human body can only absorb so much. What you're buying here are the ingredients for very expensive urine.
  • Sheldon: There are a lot of advantages to buying in bulk. For example, I noticed that you purchase your tampons one-month supply at a time.
  • Penny: What?
  • Sheldon: Think about it. It's a product that doesn't spoil and you're going to be needing them for at least the next 30 years.
  • Penny: You want me to buy 30 years worth of tampons?
  • Sheldon: Well, 30, 35... When did your mother go into menopause?
  • Penny: I'm not talking about this with you.
  • Sheldon: This is a natural human process, and we're talking about statistically significant savings. Now, if you assume 15 tampons per cycle and a 28-day cycle... Are you fairly regular?
  • Mary: You know how your daddy used to say that you can only fish for so long before you gotta throw a stick of dynamite in the water?
  • Sheldon: Yes.
  • Mary: [Opens Sheldon's wardrobe and starts to get his clothes out] Well, I'm done fishing.
  • Sheldon: The last department party, Professor Finkleday cornered me and talked about spelunking for 45 minutes.
  • Leonard: Yes, I was there.
  • Sheldon: Do you know what's interesting about caves, Leonard?
  • Leonard: What?
  • Sheldon: Nothing.
  • Sheldon Cooper: Let me do the math for you. This car weighs, lest say 4000 pounds. Now add 140 for me, 120 for you.
  • Penny: 120?
  • Sheldon Cooper: Oh, I'm sorry. Did I insult you? Is your body mass somehow tied into your self-worth?
  • Penny: Well, yeah.

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