Ving Rhames credited as playing...
Jibby Newsome
- Jibby Newsome: Listen man, I haven't been home in a year and a half... and I'm about 90% sure I left the front door open.
- Jibby Newsome: I'm
- [pause]
- Jibby Newsome: making love.
- Heather: [moans] making love.
- Jibby Newsome: You know what nobody ever told me 'bout making love?
- Heather: What?
- Jibby Newsome: How borin' it is.
- Heather: Yeah!
- Jibby Newsome: [pause] You can do anything you want. My safe word is blueberry pancakes.
- Jibby Newsome: See, I try to tell women all the time... Auto Lister is like MySpace for serial killers.
- Babs Merrick: You're a virgin?
- Jibby Newsome: Oh, hell no!
- Babs Merrick: Oh.
- Jibby Newsome: No, I been with hundreds of women... maybe thousands. I... I just ain't never really ever made love to a woman. You know, I've done 3-ways, 4-ways, menage-a-tois, menage sept, menage seises... I've sixty-nined, eighty-nined... one hundred fourteened. Golden, diamond and platinum showers. I like that. I mean, I ripped shit up. Done all that... but I ain't never ever made love to a woman.
- Brent Gage: [Knocking on motel room door] Come on Don... come on.
- Babs Merrick: What's going on? Don's never been late for the last day of a sale.
- Ivy Selleck: [Opening door] Don's gone. Aaaaand you did not see me here. Okay.
- Babs Merrick: Well did he go to the lot?
- Ivy Selleck: I don't know. He kind of just freaked out and left.
- Jibby Newsome: 'Querque all over again.
- Babs Merrick: Fuckin' 'Querque.
- Don Ready: Make sure your underwear is *tight* tomorrow... because you will have a boner.
- Peter Selleck: Hahaha!
- Jibby Newsome: Amen
- Ben Selleck: I like the sound of that, Right Brent?