Sophie Oda credited as playing...
Barbara Brownstein
- Carey Martin: Fine. If the three of you want to enslave yourselves to the evil cult of cheer, go right ahead.
- London Tipton: Whoa. Give me a B, give me a I, give me a T-E-R! What does that spell?
- Barbara Brownstein: Biter.
- London Tipton: I meant to spell "bitter."
- Cody Martin: You know, that's pretty close for London.
- Cody Martin: See, you'd never see Barbara trying out for cheerleading. She's way too intellectual for that.
- Barbara Brownstein: Look, Cody! My pom-poms match my glitter!
- Cody Martin: Barbara, what are you doing here?
- Barbara Brownstein: Well, I'm in high school now and I wanna show people that there's more to me than just math and science.
- [pushes her glasses up]
- Cody Martin: Barbara, you don't wanna go out there, flouncing around, wearing some short, tight, little skirt.
- [gets a look on his face like he's imagining what she'd look like in a cheerleading uniform and gasps]
- Cody Martin: Go and get 'em, honey and don't take no for an answer!