Joan Cusack credited as playing...
Jane Bloomwood
- Jane Bloomwood: Cake?
- Alette Naylor: [hesitant] Yes.
- Alette Naylor: Oh no no no no, sorry, tiny, tiny, tiny. TINY! TINY!
- [cuts a sliver of crumbs]
- Alette Naylor: Thank you.
- Alette Naylor: You will make your column personal.
- Rebecca Bloomwood: Mm-hmm.
- Alette Naylor: [takes one shoe from a shoe box found next to her, on the table she's sitting at] You will take a piece from your own wardrobe, like this for example. This is very pretty.
- Graham Bloomwood: They're swell.
- Alette Naylor: This season, I believe.
- Rebecca Bloomwood: Um, well, they are Louboutins, so, I mean, well, they're not affordable fashion.
- Alette Naylor: Fear not, Chez Alette, we print the prices very small. Ha-ha! Ha-ha! Ha-ha! And after all, what are credit cards for, huh? You must know that.
- Rebecca Bloomwood: Yeah, wow. Yeah, no, I, um... I know all about credit cards. And final notices, and debt collectors. Um, they should print that in the fashion magazines. Right?
- Jane Bloomwood: Mm-hmm.
- Alette Naylor: Ahh... Rebecca, you have a moral conscience. But if you want to work for my magazine...
- Rebecca Bloomwood: No, no, I really... I wanna work at Alette.
- Graham Bloomwood: What's the matter, baby?
- Rebecca Bloomwood: I just, I have that really annoying feeling in the pit of my stomach. You know that, that feeling when...?
- Jane Bloomwood: Yes, yes, yes. I get it... I get it in the back of my head.
- Rebecca Bloomwood: Yeah, when... You know what I mean?
- Jane Bloomwood: You wanna do something, but you sort of feel like you shouldn't?
- Rebecca Bloomwood: That's it!
- Graham Bloomwood: I get heartburn.
- Rebecca Bloomwood: I just... I have made so many mistakes, and I feel like taking this job would be another one.
- Alette Naylor: Before you make your decision, you should know this. When I leave this house, the opportunity leave with me.
- Rebecca Bloomwood: Well, then you should both go.
- Alette Naylor: C'est la vie.
- Rebecca Bloomwood: [to her potential employer] I can do affordable fashion. I mean, I know where all the sales are.
- Jane Bloomwood: Yes, she does. Oh, in fact she got that from me.
- Rebecca Bloomwood: [laughing hysterically] No, I didn't. I didn't. I didn't, I didn't, I didn't.
- Alette Naylor: Your column will be 'Affordable Fashion.' 500 words, once a month... Welcome to Alette.
- Rebecca Bloomwood: I can do affordable fashion! I mean, I know where all the sales are!
- Jane Bloomwood: [interrupting] Yes she does, oh! In fact, she got that from me!
- Rebecca Bloomwood: [laughing] I didn't, I didn't! No, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't...