Emily Knopf credited as playing...
Ms. Roth
- Principal Dixon: Mr. Meyers, did you indeed strike Ms. Roth's posterior.
- Ms. Roth: He did it, Mr. Dixon.
- Jacob Meyers: Do you have any witnesses to this make believe occurrence?
- Ms. Roth: I probably have a handprint on my ass.
- Jacob Meyers: Mr. Dixon, she just said ass.
- Principal Dixon: I'll see you in school tomorrow, Mr. Meyers. For Saturday detention.
- Jacob Meyers: I'm afraid my schedule doesn't permit my imprisonment without a fair trial.
- Principal Dixon: Well, we're still awaiting trial. So we're gonna have to take you into custody.
- Jacob Meyers: [shakes hand] You'll be hearing from my lawyer.