David H. Holmes credited as playing...
Nerd
- Donny: What are you doing?
- Nerd: [scared] Ugghh... Nothing.
- Donny: You're stealing alcohol. Are you going to a party? I'm telling Mom and Dad.
- Nerd: Donny, come on. Don't.
- Donny: I'm sorry. I don't think I have a choice in the matter.
- Nerd: Why do you always have to do this to me?
- Donny: Are you going to a party?
- Nerd: Yes, now leave me alone.
- Donny: Alright, I love parties!
- Nerd: You're not going...
- Donny: Then you're not going. MOM!
- Nerd: [lowly] Alright, alright. Jesus, you're such a motherjumper!
- Donny: [smiles sinisterly]