Stephen Tompkinson credited as playing...
Damien Day
- [first lines]
- Damien Day: Oh, God.
- Dave Charnley: I'm so bored I could read John Smith's speech on the Constitution. I'll tell you what, a tenner on the first thing George complains about when he arrives.
- Damien Day: Yeah all right. My money says it'll be that one girl death squad he calls his daughter.
- George Dent: Helen doesn't like men. That's why it wasn't a rejection for me. You see, Helen's 'boyfriend', is a girl friend.
- Damien Day: Yeah. Whatever you say, George. Maybe she was just bonking Dave out of charity - screaming the words "not yet" cause he asked if Match of the Day had started.