Dave: Hey Bill! Hey Bill! Bill!
Bill: Hey Dave, shh!
Dave: What's going on?
Bill: Wendy's sleeping!
Dave: C'mon man! Don't wake her up, c'mon, let's go! Race war!
Bill: Race war? What do you mean?
Dave: Didn't we always talk about wanting to do that?
Bill: No...I don't remember that at all.
Dave: ...C'mon Bill! Race war! You can be Captain! I'm gonna be Sergeant! Oh, is that Wendy?
Bill: Yeah, you woke her up!
Dave: Tell her I said hey! Is she still mad at me?
Bill: Yeah, she is.
Dave: C'mon man, race war! Bring her! No, don't bring her. She's...what is she?
Bill: Italian.
Dave: Yeah, don't bring her. Hey, you wanna get her? Oh no, you like her, that's right. Well don't tell her, she might tell the Italians.
Bill: Dude, it's the same race.
Dave: As what?
Bill: Us.
Dave: What? No...we're American.
Bill: Kind of...
Dave: What are you?
Bill: English.
Dave: Oh!
[holds up his bat, jokingly]
Dave: That's American.
[a truck drives by]
Dave: There's one! C'mon Bill, I'm gonna get that guy, I'll come back!
[runs off screen, and then back on]
Dave: He was in a truck. Couldn't get him.
