Sarah Jessica Parker credited as playing...
Carrie Bradshaw
- Carrie Bradshaw: They say nothing lasts forever; dreams change, trends come and go, but friendships never go out of style.
- Carrie Bradshaw: What makes you think something bad is gonna happen?
- Charlotte York: Because! Nobody gets everything they want! Look at you, look at Miranda. You're good people and you two both got shafted. I'm so happy and... something bad is going to happen.
- Carrie Bradshaw: Sweetie, you shit your pants this year. I think you're done.
- Carrie Bradshaw: Some love stories aren't epic novels, some are short stories
- Carrie Bradshaw: But, that doesn't make them any less filled with love.
- Mr. Big: Would you want to get married?
- Carrie Bradshaw: Well, I didn't, didn't think that was an option.
- Mr. Big: What if it was an option?
- Carrie Bradshaw: Why? What? Do you want to get married?
- Mr. Big: I wouldn't mind being married to you. Would you mind being married to me?
- Carrie Bradshaw: No, no, not, not if that's what you wanted. I mean, is, is that what you want?
- Mr. Big: I want you. So, ok.
- Carrie Bradshaw: So really, we're, we're getting married?
- Mr. Big: We're getting married. Should we get you a diamond?
- Carrie Bradshaw: No. No. Just get me a really big closet.
- [last lines]
- Carrie Bradshaw: [voiceover] And there, in the same city where they met as girls, four New York women entered the next phase of their lives dressed head to toe in love. And that's the one label that never goes out of style.
- Miranda Hobbes: [at a bar, drinking Cosmopolitans] Why did we ever stop drinking these?
- Carrie Bradshaw: Because everyone else started!
- Carrie Bradshaw: Well, honey, what have you been eating?
- Samantha Jones: Everything except Dante's dick.
- Carrie Bradshaw: New York Magazine says Brooklyn is the new Manhattan.
- Miranda Hobbes: Yes, but whoever wrote that lives in Brooklyn.
- Samantha Jones: I can't color enough, I would color all day every day If I had my way, I would use every crayon in my box
- Carrie Bradshaw: We get it! You like to color...
- Resort Worker: Very good, Mrs. Preston.
- [walks away from table]
- Carrie Bradshaw: [gives blank look] That was like taking a bullet.
- Samantha Jones: [hands Carrie her iPhone, which Carrie returns somewhat disgusted]
- Carrie Bradshaw: I don't know how to work this!
- Samantha Jones: Relationships aren't just about being happy. I mean, how often are you happy in your relationship?
- Carrie Bradshaw: [to Charlotte] I'm pretty sure that's to you.
- Charlotte York: Every day.
- Samantha Jones: You feel happy every day?
- Charlotte York: Not all day every day, but yes, every day.
- Carrie Bradshaw: He's my boyfriend.
- Mr. Big: Aren't I a little old to be introduced as your boyfriend?
- Carrie Bradshaw: Point taken. From now on you'll be my man-friend.
- Mr. Big: That sounds like a dog.
- Carrie Bradshaw: Well if the shoe fits.
- Carrie Bradshaw: I thought I'd still be in extreme pain. But I feel nothing. I'd like some more nothing.
- [Miranda pours her some more Skyy vodka]
- Carrie Bradshaw: Lets go down to the hotel for dinner tonight, I need to get myself out of my Mexi-coma.
- Samantha Jones: Aww, you made a little joke. Good for you!
- Carrie Bradshaw: Yes, the honeymoon to a romantic Mexican resort that I prepaid on my credit card to surprise the man who jilted me.