Penn Jillette credited as playing...
Self - Host
- Penn Jillette: So, a man can take off his shirt anywhere, but a woman has no constitutionally protected right to bare her breasts-- except a protest that's its illegal to bare her breasts? How f***ing whack is that? That's as if we were only allowed to hold a protest sign to protest that it was illegal to hold a protest sign. So, let's make new constitutional amendment. When, in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the clothing which covers their tits--so be it. We hold these tits to be self-evident. They are part of life, liberty, and most of all, the pursuit of happiness! That's the 44th amendment. 44-double-D, for short.