Tom Cruise credited as playing...
Roy Miller
- Roy Miller: [from trailer] Some people are gonna come looking for you now.
- June Havens: Why?
- Roy Miller: They'll tell you I'm mentally unstable and violent and dangerous and it will all sound very convincing.
- June Havens: I'm already convinced.
- Roy Miller: I've been trained to dismantle a bomb in the pitch black with nothing but a safety pin and a Junior Mint, I think I can get you in and out of some clothes without... looking. I'm not saying that's what I did.
- June Havens: [whispering to Rodney] He's the guy!
- Rodney: [addressing Milner] I'm sorry. Who are you again?
- June Havens: [whispering to Rodney louder] He's the guy!
- Roy Miller: I'm the guy.
- Rodney: You're the guy?
- Roy Miller: I'm the guy!
- Roy Miller: I think a lot about things I haven't done. Dive in the Great Barrier Reef; ride the Orient Express; live on the Amalfi Coast with nothing but a motorcycle and a backpack; kiss a stranger on the balcony of the Hotel Du Cap.
- June Havens: The pilots are dead?
- Roy Miller: Shot.
- June Havens: Shot... By who?
- Roy Miller: Uh, me. Actually, I shot the first pilot... he shot the second pilot accidentally. It's just... one of those things.
- Roy Miller: [from trailer] On the count of 3. Ready? 1...
- [June runs around madly while she is shot at wildly]
- June Havens: Sorry! I panicked!
- Roy Miller: What number would you like?
- June Havens: Three. Yeah, let's just stick with three. It's good.
- Roy Miller: Okay...
- June Havens: Please... stop shooting people!
- Roy Miller: Okay. I understand. You stay here while I go talk to the guys back in the tunnel.
- [stands up with his gun in hand]
- Roy Miller: Actually, I'm going to go shoot them, but I'll be back!
- June Havens: [runs into the cockpit] They're all dead out there!
- [Looks around]
- June Havens: They're all dead in here, too!
- Roy Miller: Oh, hi, come in!
- June Havens: Why am I in a bikini?
- Roy Miller: We're in the tropics...
- June Havens: How did I get into the bikini, Roy?
- Roy Miller: June... I have been trained to disable a bomb in the pitch black with nothing but a Junior Mint and a tooth pick. I think I can get you in and out of some clothes without... looking... I'm not saying that's what I did.
- Roy Miller: I did warn you not to get on the plane.
- June Havens: When? How?
- Roy Miller: When I said, 'Sometimes things happen for a reason'.
- June Havens: That's not a warning, Roy! That's like a saying on a bumper sticker. Next time, try, "June, if you get on that plane, you will freaking die!"
- Roy Miller: We lost the pilots.
- June Havens: Where did they go?
- Roy Miller: Well, they were, uh... shot.
- June Havens: Who shot them?
- Roy Miller: Well, um, me.
- June Havens: [starts cracking up] Ha! This is great!
- Roy Miller: [laughs sarcastically] Well, I'm glad you're taking this so well.
- [stands up and walks to the cockpit]
- June Havens: Where are you going?
- Roy Miller: To land the plane. Put on your seatbelt, please.
- June Havens: I think I feel like having sex. We have really great sex.
- Roy Miller: Did they give you something?
- June Havens: Uh-huh.
- Roy Miller: You should hydrate.