Michael C. Hall credited as playing...
Dexter Morgan
- Dexter Morgan: [voiceover] I don't normally seek human contact in times of failure. But then, I don't normally experience failure.
- Jimmy: [tied up and trying to curse Dexter with a voodo voice] Those who believe in me shall be free.
- Dexter Morgan: [slaps Jimmy's forehead] Knock it off!
- Dexter Morgan: Blood. Sometimes, it sets my teeth on edge. Other times, it helps me control the chaos.
- Dexter Morgan: You've been benched?
- Debra Morgan: Yeah, LaGuerta's just jealous that the Ice Truck Killer fucked me instead of her.
- Dexter Morgan: Wow.
- Vince Masuka: [Deciding on who gets to inspect the body] Alright, call it - heads or tails?
- Dexter Morgan: Heads.
- Vince Masuka: [Dexter goes to see the body] I didn't flip yet!
- Dexter Morgan: You said call it.
- Dexter Morgan: Hey, Sergeant. Thank for supporting the bowling team.
- Sergeant James Doakes: Fuck you! Where's my blood report on the Maynard victim? So what's that? A titty site?
- Dexter Morgan: Caught me.
- Sergeant James Doakes: Bullshit. What the hell were you really doing in here?
- Dexter Morgan: The tits are right there.
- Sergeant James Doakes: But in ten years, you've never rented a single porn title.
- Dexter Morgan: Huh. How would you know? Call me an office crazy but your humbling interest in my personal life could be misinterpreted as harassment in some circles.
- Sergeant James Doakes: So report me.
- Dexter Morgan: [narrating] I could think of easier solutions.
- Dexter Morgan: I'm on edge. Thirty-eight days, sixteen hours, and twelve minutes have passed since I killed my brother. In that entire time, I haven't had a single night to myself. Sergeant Doakes makes sure of that. He follows me everywhere now. A human bloodhound incited by the scent of darkness. My best hope of losing him is to act relentlessly normal. Dull. So I bowl. What's really disturbing is that I'm good at it.
- Angel Batista: Don't forget. Tell the universe what you need.
- Dexter Morgan: [voiceover] I really need... to kill somebody.
- Dexter Morgan: [thoughts] With Doakes following me, my life has been all Jekyll and no Hyde. No moonlit playdates. No late night social calls. Not one. My brother would be so disappointed.
- Angel Batista: Don't forget! Tell the universe what you really need!
- Dexter Morgan: [thoughts] I really need... to kill somebody.
- Dexter Morgan: [Throws a beer bottle in the ocean] I come here to get rid of bodies not beer bottles. Now I'm just a litterbug.
- Jimmy: [tied up and trying to curse Dexter with a strage voice] Those who believe in me shall be free.
- Dexter Morgan: [slaps Jimmy's forehead] Knock it off!
- Dexter Morgan: Hey, Sergeant. Thanks for supporting the bowling team.
- Sergeant James Doakes: Fuck you.
- Dexter Morgan: That girl's gonna need more than crayons to set her world right. Killing Little Chino would restore my world, too. But only if the Code of Harry is satisfied.
- Dexter Morgan: Tonight's the night. And it's going to happen again, and again. Has to happen. It's not what I want. But what I want doesn't matter. This is the only way I know how to survive. I'm coiled and ready to strike.
- [Dexter bowls]
- Dexter Morgan: Although a spare will do.