John Gunn credited as playing...
Tom Chan
- [Experimenting, Charlie Chan plays some high notes on a violin, shattering a glass cup]
- Scooter Chan: Wow!
- Tom Chan: A splendid demonstration of molecular bond disintegration.
- Scooter Chan: Yeah, and he broke the glass, too!
- Flip Chan: I think that's what he said.
- Scooter Chan: I sure wish he'd learn to talk English.
- Flip Chan: [reading] "Grecian Replica Company."
- Scooter Chan: What's a replica?
- Tom Chan: An imitation or copy.
- Scooter Chan: You mean that's not a real factory?
- Mimi Chan: Of course it's real.
- Scooter Chan: Then why does it say replica?
- Scooter Chan: There's that old building we saw today.
- Henry Chan: That's right, Scooter, the name of the building is the Parthenon.
- Tom Chan: Which, incidentally, is 2400 years old.
- Stanley Chan: Wow, no wonder it looks so beat up.
- Anne Chan: Boy, we're at a dead end before we even start.
- Tom Chan: This tourist pamphlet has given me an idea.
- Alan Chan: Keep it simple.
- Tom Chan: When in Rome, one does as the Romans do, right?
- Susie Chan: Right.
- Anne Chan: But we happen to be in Greece.
- Tom Chan: Therefore, let us do what the Greeks do, ask the Delphic Oracle.
- Anne Chan: I think it's a superstition. But we've got nothing better to do, so let's go!