Brandon T. Jackson credited as playing...
Brian
- Chloe Spears: And next year when I turn 18, I'm totally gonna be "America's Next Top Model"!
- Brian: [looks up from his book] Ah, hah!
- Chloe Spears: Shut up, Brian!
- Brian: Man, I can't believe they spliting up the parties. Just doesn't make sense!
- Sophie: I know, it's like a dis-vorce!
- Brian: Yeah, like Kevin Federline and Britney Spears!
- Sophie: Damn straight!
- Brian: Like Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston!
- Sophie: Hell, yeah!
- Brian: Like Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston!
- Sophie: That's enough!
- [hits his thigh and storms off]
- Brian: [watches her leave] Like Whitney and Bobby?
- Brian: [Brian, Shannon, and Randy walking through a crowded hall, watching Shannon's video] Whoo! I like... I like my girls. Well, she fine! I'ma saying, I like my girls with a lil' more meat on 'em, ya know what I'm saying?
- Shannon: You like 'em fat, man. You like 'em fat.
- Brian: She too skinny. She like a flamingo right here.
- Taylor: Hey, little brother! Sidekick!
- [snaps her fingers twice]
- Brian: Man!
- Shannon: [looks at Brian] She called you "Sidekick", man.
- Brian: [scratching his head] I know. I ain't no phone.