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Matt Cohen and Karissa Lee Staples in His Secret Marriage (2019)

Review by svader

His Secret Marriage

1/10

OMG

I don't normally mi.d a lifetime hallmarky type movie in the afternoon when in the kitchen busy with other things. They are uncomplicated, easy watching and although they will never gain an Oscar for any actor, they pass the time. However this movie belittles the viewers intelligence and mocks our right to common sense TV.

So where do I start.

1. Dog walker sees two perfectly positioned peoe lying on the ground on the side of a hill with some tomato ketchup on their heads. What does she do. Rush to them to see if they are breathing and comfort them? Pull her mobile and call 911? No she runs off down the road shouting she's going to get help!!

2. Kelsey awakes from a 2 day coma. She remembers that she wasn't married, if that makes sense.

3. Kelsey's parents are asking for permission from the thunderbird lookalike husband to come and see their daughter who has been in a coma for two days?

4. No calls or messages or any visits from her friends. Where are they?

5. How wonderful that you can have alleged horrific accident and then wake from a two day coma with full perfect make up

6. I don't remember you blà blà blà . .where are the pictures he could present, text messages, calls etc etc

This has to be one of the stupidest films I have ever attempted to watch. I have to say attempted as I couldn't make it past twenty minutes.

I have some paint drying in another room and would rather watch that!!

I don't normally mi.d a lifetime hallmarky type movie in the afternoon when in the kitchen busy with other things. They are uncomplicated, easy watching and although they will never gain an Oscar for any actor, they pass the time. However this movie belittles the viewers intelligence and mocks our right to common sense TV.

So where do I start.

1. Dog walker sees two perfectly positioned peoe lying on the ground on the side of a hill with some tomato ketchup on their heads. What does she do. Rush to them to see if they are breathing and comfort them? Pull her mobile and call 911? No she runs off down the road shouting she's going to get help!!

2. Kelsey awakes from a 2 day coma. She remembers that she wasn't married, if that makes sense.

3. Kelsey's parents are asking for permission from the thunderbird lookalike husband to come and see their daughter who has been in a coma for two days?

4. No calls or messages or any visits from her friends. Where are they?

5. How wonderful that you can have alleged horrific accident and then wake from a two day coma with full perfect make up

6. I don't remember you blà blà blà . .where are the pictures he could present, text messages, calls etc etc

This has to be one of the stupidest films I have ever attempted to watch. I have to say attempted as I couldn't make it past twenty minutes.

I have some paint drying in another room and would rather watch that!!

I don't normally mi.d a lifetime hallmarky type movie in the afternoon when in the kitchen busy with other things. They are uncomplicated, easy watching and although they will never gain an Oscar for any actor, they pass the time. However this movie belittles the viewers intelligence and mocks our right to common sense TV.

So where do I start.

1. Dog walker sees two perfectly positioned peoe lying on the ground on the side of a hill with some tomato ketchup on their heads. What does she do. Rush to them to see if they are breathing and comfort them? Pull her mobile and call 911? No she runs off down the road shouting she's going to get help!!

2. Kelsey awakes from a 2 day coma. She remembers that she wasn't married, if that makes sense.

3. Kelsey's parents are asking for permission from the thunderbird lookalike husband to come and see their daughter who has been in a coma for two days?

4. No calls or messages or any visits from her friends. Where are they?

5. How wonderful that you can have alleged horrific accident and then wake from a two day coma with full perfect make up

6. I don't remember you blà blà blà . .where are the pictures he could present, text messages, calls etc etc

This has to be one of the stupidest films I have ever attempted to watch. I have to say attempted as I couldn't make it past twenty minutes.

I have some paint drying in another room and would rather watch that!!

I don't normally mi.d a lifetime hallmarky type movie in the afternoon when in the kitchen busy with other things. They are uncomplicated, easy watching and although they will never gain an Oscar for any actor, they pass the time. However this movie belittles the viewers intelligence and mocks our right to common sense TV.

So where do I start.

1. Dog walker sees two perfectly positioned peoe lying on the ground on the side of a hill with some tomato ketchup on their heads. What does she do. Rush to them to see if they are breathing and comfort them? Pull her mobile and call 911? No she runs off down the road shouting she's going to get help!!

2. Kelsey awakes from a 2 day coma. She remembers that she wasn't married, if that makes sense.

3. Kelsey's parents are asking for permission from the thunderbird lookalike husband to come and see their daughter who has been in a coma for two days?

4. No calls or messages or any visits from her friends. Where are they?

5. How wonderful that you can have alleged horrific accident and then wake from a two day coma with full perfect make up

6. I don't remember you blà blà blà . .where are the pictures he could present, text messages, calls etc etc

This has to be one of the stupidest films I have ever attempted to watch. I have to say attempted as I couldn't make it past twenty minutes.

I have some paint drying in another room and would rather watch that!!

I don't normally mi.d a lifetime hallmarky type movie in the afternoon when in the kitchen busy with other things. They are uncomplicated, easy watching and although they will never gain an Oscar for any actor, they pass the time. However this movie belittles the viewers intelligence and mocks our right to common sense TV.

So where do I start.

1. Dog walker sees two perfectly positioned peoe lying on the ground on the side of a hill with some tomato ketchup on their heads. What does she do. Rush to them to see if they are breathing and comfort them? Pull her mobile and call 911? No she runs off down the road shouting she's going to get help!!

2. Kelsey awakes from a 2 day coma. She remembers that she wasn't married, if that makes sense.

3. Kelsey's parents are asking for permission from the thunderbird lookalike husband to come and see their daughter who has been in a coma for two days?

4. No calls or messages or any visits from her friends. Where are they?

5. How wonderful that you can have alleged horrific accident and then wake from a two day coma with full perfect make up

6. I don't remember you blà blà blà . .where are the pictures he could present, text messages, calls etc etc

This has to be one of the stupidest films I have ever attempted to watch. I have to say attempted as I couldn't make it past twenty minutes.

I have some paint drying in another room and would rather watch that!!
  • svader
  • Aug 31, 2022

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